Sleep. Drink. Words. Kids. Homeschooling. Wandering
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1 May 2018
If you want a job that is not only thankless but also soul-sucking, parenting is definitely for you!
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3 Mar 2024
ladies, please take the word “just” out of your emails. you don’t need it! it undermines your power! but just my opinion, feel free to ignore :)
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The raw anger of this turtle is #NotWhatISignedUpFor [sound up]
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23 Mar 2022
So who wants to get married, buy some land, build a high efficiency eco house/homestead, have a couple kids, homeschool, and wait for the apocalypse?
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22 Mar 2022
Me: please pick up those large crumbs, I just vacuumed.
5: you can vacuum again.
Me:
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13 Feb 2022
fave Peter Gabriel songs on his birthday, from my faves.
please RT
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Biko
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Don't Give Up (feat. KB)
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Here Comes the Flood
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Solsbury Hill
20 votes • Final results
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9 Feb 2022
Homeschool Advice:
Never compare your child's learning progress with someone else's
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13 Jan 2022
Kids👏🏽do not👏🏽need👏🏽a👏🏽full👏🏽jam-packed👏🏽day👏🏽of👏🏽colonial👏🏽education👏🏽in👏🏽order👏🏽to👏🏽learn.
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16 Jan 2022
Two weeks into Dry January and I’ve already lost 5 pounds! I guess cutting out alcohol (and barely eating one meal a day due to depression and stress) really works! 🙌🙌🙌
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22 Nov 2021
Being a stay at home mom doesn't mean I'm unemployed. It just means I'm unpaid.
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23 Nov 2021
4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy.
Me: How do we do that?
4: Put up a big sign that says, "Come here, Turkeys!"
I might be raising Elmer Fudd.
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20 Nov 2021
Tequila - because it's Mexico somewhere.
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21 Nov 2021
Welcome to your 40s.
You remember your home phone number from when you were 11 but you can’t remember why you came upstairs.
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19 Nov 2021
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
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19 Nov 2021
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19 Nov 2021
Somebody needs to clean my house. I’m afraid it may have to be me 😭
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18 Nov 2021
I would be such an amazing, patient mother if it weren't for all these kids.
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18 Nov 2021
me: night time
brain: is the right time TO WORRY
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