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This is Sampson. He's utterly obsessed with tennis balls. For his birthday, his humans made a giant tennis ball piñata filled with dozens more. He pulls the string, it bursts, pure bliss ensues. No thoughts, just balls forever. happiest boy

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This is Remi. He lost his frisbee in the pond. But fortunately, there are frisbees everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

This happened 32 years ago today #Habs

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO REMAIN HERE.

Pitcher, won 68 games in his career, was shot down over the Sea of Denmark, swam 4 hours to land, was captured by Germans, held prisoner for 9 months at the infamous Stalag Luft III. Watched his comrades murdered for trivial offenses at the Stalag. Once, when some prisoners were playing a softball game & the ball landed between two barbed wire fences. Any prisoner who crossed over the first fence would be shot. One of the prisoners walked up to a German guard & politely said in German, “Don’t shoot, I am only going to retrieve the ball.” The guard nodded that it was all right, but the moment the prisoner stepped over the fence the guard shot & killed him. When the British liberated the prisoners, the German guard was pointed out, and the British shot him. Struck out 481 batters in his career, walked 684, and finished in the top 10 in MVP voting twice. Phil Marchildon Legend

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Lest we forget

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I love you all, my friends. #MyTwitterAnniversary

RT @MuellerSheWrote: Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

I really can't believe this.

partly paltry

Thank you, @atrupar @RonFilipkowski @acyn @DecodingFoxNews @TheRickWilson @justinbaragona @MeidasTouch @ProjectLincoln @gtconway3d for your work this election cycle (4years!) exposing trump and the Republicans as the wretched hive of scum and villainy they are. Good luck 2nite

coming through hot stuff gangway!

The greatest song of all time. (It contains the name "Hanson".)

pea pear pearl #GoodLuckESLers

If Anything

open opera opportunity #GoodLuckESLers

RT @dcpetterson: As a reminder, The US has had 46 presidents. Among them, there have been 91 criminal felony charges indicted. Those charg…