Lifelong tomboy. Part-time badass. Full-time goofball.

Joined October 2011
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18 Nov 2022
If Twitter dies, don't worry about me. I'll still be saying the same stupid shit in real life. #RIPTwitter
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26 Feb 2025
Replying to @MrBeast
@mrbeast fellow North Carolinian here. Our home caught on fire on Monday and my wife, kids and I lost mostly everything. With your platform, anything could help out even if it’s a simple retweet. gofund.me/fbd5beaa?fbclid=Iw…
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“Why don’t you leave your house?” Me:
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25 Feb 2025
Our house caught on fire yesterday, and we will be displaced for quite some time. If you can, we’d really appreciate any donations that you’d like to make. I know I have lots of friends around the world, so even a share helps. gofundme.com/f/njvaud-suppor…
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5 Jan 2025
Karma is a bitch and it will get the pieces of shit in the end. Remember that when you think about how you treat those close to you.
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the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.
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13 Nov 2024
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6 Nov 2024
RT @rebexxxxa: idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
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In all seriousness .... people vote for whatever they think their lives need .... WE are what's important ... how WE choose to treat each OTHER is what is important Thinking Kamala or Trump give a FUCK about you is not only idiotic ,it's utterly delusional.. Love leads always
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"How's it going?" Me:
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You should be more mad that these 2 fruit loops were your choices
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5 Nov 2024
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Brace yourselves for the racoogaloo.
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i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real
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26 Oct 2024
I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?
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27 Oct 2024
People really should have gifted me ibuprofen and bubble wrap for my 40th instead of all the thoughtful drinks & cards they got me. #overthehill #rollingbackdownthehill
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27 Jun 2024
My friend Autumn is in need of immediate help! Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofund.me/2afcf8b0

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27 Jun 2024
Been cleaning out totes full of notebooks and pictures I've had in storage. @yahahahufoundme Have you seen my he-cow?!
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