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Welcome to @MLBNutwork - the unofficial home of breaking fake baseball news.
MLB Nutwork is not, has never been, and won't ever be affiliated with @MLBNetwork or @MLB.
We proudly cover the stories no one asked for, and most certainly have never happened.
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The Mariners have DFA'd Julio Rodriguez, Cal Raleigh, and Josh Naylor, creating space on the 40 man roster for rising talents in their prospect pool.
All 3 have already been picked up by the Montgomery Mickey D's.
Will their performance improve in Alabama? π€
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Feb 28
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Julio Rodriguez was seen bowing to "The Western Wall of Jerusalem" earlier today.
This comes as no shock to Mariners fans following a resurfaced video where Rodriguez claimed interest in playing future games in Israel.
How will his PR team handle this? π³
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26 Dec 2025
Kyle Tucker and the Yankees are reportedly in agreement on a four-year contract.
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24 Dec 2025
BREAKING: The St. Louis Cardinals have fired Manager Oliver Marmol.
This comes during a time of transition for St. Louis with their new President of Baseball Operations, Chaim Bloom, taking the helm.
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14 Dec 2025
The Mariners are reportedly acquiring INF/LF Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Lazaro Montes, RHP Ryan Sloan, and RHP Teddy McGraw, sources say.
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4 Dec 2025
Anthony Volpeβs Spotify Wrapped just got leaked πππ
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26 Nov 2025
Paul Goldschmidt has signed a 2Y/$10M contract with the @Angels, per sources.
Goldschmidt became a free agent in the 2025 offseason, after recently playing for the Cardinals and Yankees.
He now takes his talents to the West Coast, and is joining the Angels.
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26 Nov 2025
The Marlins are reportedly acquiring SS Anthony Volpe in a trade with the Yankees in exchange for LF Kyle Stowers and 1B/3B Deyvison De Los Santos, per @MLBNutwork insider Dale Budgins.
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26 Nov 2025
The Astros are reportedly acquiring 3B Nolan Arenado and Cash in a trade with the Cardinals in exchange for RHP Anderson Britto and RHP Ethan Pecko, per @MLBNutwork insider Dale Budgins.
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14 Nov 2025
Yankees fans better prepare themselves to lose Aaron Judge after the 2031 season to this league when they offer him like $300M per year π
14 Nov 2025
Ever seen a bullpen camel?
Baseball Unitedβs inaugural season in Dubai is underway
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14 Nov 2025
π¨ BREAKING π¨
Pete Alonso and the Pittsburgh Pirates have reached a deal for 4Y, $5.99, per @DaleBudgins.
Alonso told the Mets that he was testing free agency, and has found a new home with the Pirates.
Will the Pirates be in the Postseason or in Cancun next October? π€
#MLB
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20 May 2025
The Dodgers have won their fourth straight game and are 14-3 in the month of May π±
Back to Back? π€
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24 Oct 2025
Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams buff.ly/x8fyB0g
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21 Oct 2025
Cal Raleigh's 65 home runs in the regular season and postseason combined are the most in American Legue history
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15 Oct 2025
Dan Wilson was interviewed this morning about Josh Naylor's achilles strain he suffered during the Mariners Game 2 victory.
"We've been monitoring the situation. I've been telling him "Rest easy Naylor... I'll see you in Valhalla." but he just looks at me funny."
#TridentsUp
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15 Oct 2025
After a monstrous Game 1 performance, Blake Snell was brought in by the league to do a mandatory drug test.
His blood results returned a blood type never seen before, called "Type X".
Scientists believe he may not be human. π³π±
(via @DaleBudgins)
#Dodgers #Postseason
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