Sponsorship deal less than the previous one, head of recruitment going, both the Howes still here, all our best players linked with moves away. Oh and Sunderland in Europe cos we gave them six points. We are going absolutely nowhere

"AFTER 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE FINALLY NBA CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN!" THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973 🏆

NO MORE 1973 JOKES MAN

🚨🔴 EXCL. Matias Soulé (23/🇦🇷) has a release clause in his contract, valid until June 30. The fee is between €25m and €30m. Several clubs are interested. #BVB are monitoring the situation, but it’s not concrete or hot at this stage. Other clubs from UK are interested too. @SkySportDE

I'M A TERRORIST AGAIN I have been detained at Heathrow Airport today for the best part of 3 hours. I was detained under section 3 of the Counter-Terrorism and Border Security Act 2019. My phone has been seized by the police. So here we go again, looks like more defence and court fees ffs!!! Absolute fucking madness. Please help kick off my legal fund for defence here - urbanscoop.news/support-us/

They don't do Europe either

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

✍️ L’AJA est heureuse d’annoncer l’arrivée de Will Still au poste d’entraîneur jusqu’en juin 2028, plus une année en option. Plus d’infos 👉 aja.fr/will-still-nouvel-ent… #TeamAJA #IconiquesAuthentiques

🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492…

Happy World Cup Eve everybody! To celebrate tomorrow's big kick off, we thought we'd bang another rankers episode out and compile the top 10 funniest World Cup moments of all time. Let us know what we missed and smash a like in the same way Diana Ross smashed that pen in 94