Hey, my name is Cal
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Jun 13
2 is a literal superteam
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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Jun 13
reporters still covering biden as every institution we have is getting gutted and/or weaponized
Jun 13
Last week, at a Best Western in Sioux Falls, Joe Biden kissed a woman who wasn’t his wife on the mouth.
That, and other observations about the return of the Bidens.
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The insane over-romanticizing of teen years is such a horrible thing in our culture. Tons of people who aren’t even 20 feeling like they already missed out on life just cause they didn’t live some boomer dream fantasy during *4 YEARS* of their decades long life.
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litmus test for magic players is to ask them how strong they think this card is
This card is a “fuck power creep, we ride at dawn” design decision from WotC
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There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products
Jun 11
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion.
But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's
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I work & have a 6 figure grossing side gig & other side gigs & a crazy social life & a wife & a house that I maintain & multiple hobbies
Life is easy if you don’t watch tv
Jun 10
i don't understand how some of you are able to work and exercise and also have a social life? what am i missing?
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I love to dunk as much as the next gal, but this legit nailed it for me. I having a passing awareness of Marvel media and I’m dreading this set. I was more excited to play FF, despite having 0 knowledge of the IP.
Jun 12
I've spent a lot of time over the past few days thinking about why Final Fantasy felt like Magic, but Marvel doesn't really even though the sets are very similar at first blush, and I think I've finally figured it out. mtggoldfish.com/articles/why…
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I wonder how quickly his feeling of satisfaction faded back into the dissociated numbness of addiction and alienation
Jun 11
SPACEX IPO MAKES ELON MUSK WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
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Red Deck Wins animation by @livingcardsmtg ⚡️
RDW playmat preorder has 9 days left: stitcherssupply.com/products…
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This was not true for most of modern history and our time period is exceedingly weird for treating it as normal
Jun 12
Gen Z realizing one of the biggest shocks after college is that life no longer happens around you.
In school, friends, events, relationships, and opportunities are built into your environment.
As an adult, if you don't actively create a social life, weeks can turn into months surprisingly fast.
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Some cards are worth playing even if they are off theme!
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Jun 11
First time the man ever celebrated a gap of twenty being closed.
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