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Would made that "every single fucking idiot" except apparently a few of them have managed to marry. Some of them even marry humans. A select few marry humans who aren't blood kin.
The funniest thing about Alpha Males is every fucking idiot who thinks he is one.
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Why hasn’t Donald Trump apologized to the families of the 12 year-old boy and 12 year-old girl who were molested because he set their attacker free?
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A little?
When you realize we’ve lost a decade of our lives to a Trump presidency and could have had real leadership, your heart breaks a little.
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So Iran is not handing over its uranium, is "promising" to not acquire a nuclear bomb, and is getting $25 billion in its assets unfrozen and the oil sanctions lifted. Why did we go to war again?
Reported terms of the MOU between Iran and the U.S. In the short term Iran will get $25 billion in financial unlocks in exchange for mutual lifting of the blockades:
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We cannot lose sight of this. Corrupt insiders are profiting off of the Iran War. There is absolutely NO excuse for war profiteering like this. Those responsible MUST be held to account.
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Eric Trump assumed the UFC fight was rigged and wanted information to bet on it because he assumed everyone is as corrupt as his family.
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According to Iranian state media, Iran was preparing to attack Israel and only backed down after receiving what it described as “last-minute concessions” from Donald Trump. So much for “unconditional surrender.” Trump folded. What a weak president
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And it only cost $14 Million of your tax dollars.
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is quite green this morning. For @Bloomberg photos. gettyimages.com/search/2/ima…
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Remember when I told you that Elon Musk is a dishonest, deceitful South African immigrant who needs to be DENATURALIZED and DEPORTED for meddling in our political affairs? Well, nothing’s changed. Musk should still be kicked out of OUR country and sent back to Johannesburg.
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Say what you will about Obama’s JCPOA deal with Iran but it didn’t get 15 service members (that we know of) killed and 500 wounded. Obama’s deal also didn’t shut down the Strait of Hormuz. Obama didn’t kill 168 innocent school children. Nor did he start a war that has cost taxpayers $35B and when indirect costs kick in, the fiscal burden could amount to $1T .
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After watching the clip is some loser screaming “Michelle Obama is a man” on the White House lawn while trump supporters cheered I’m even more proud that President Biden called maga what they are; trash.
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Just FYI, the total number of recognized countries in the world is 193. So the maximum number of two-nation conflicts he could mathematically have ended is 96.5. Just throwing that out there.
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Not only has Trump not started a single war, he's actually ENDED hundreds of wars and is about to end the war in Iran. Fuck off libtard.
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Just your reminder that while Donald Trump does his vanity projects at the White House to appease his billionaire donors, he has done absolutely nothing to address the affordability crisis.
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When you’re chronically ill you experience symptoms daily that would send a healthy person to the hospital. We can’t go to the hospital every time something hurts. If we did, we would live there. That’s life with chronic illness. You adjust to constant suffering.
One of the hardest things to explain about chronic illness is that being used to a symptom doesn’t make it mild. It just means you’ve experienced it enough times to stop reacting the way healthy people would. Those are two very different things.
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Dumb as a post and pure evil
Markwayne Mullin: "The Democrats always want to throw out the Constitution all the time. Well, great — let's throw out the Constitution. I mean, not throw it out, but throw it out as an argument…I meant throw out the Constitution as an excuse."
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Elon Musk is being given 715 acres of land in the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge. A lawsuit has been filed by numerous Conservation groups. They say it violates laws that are protecting refuges and harms endangered species. It’s on a National Historic Landmark.
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When Notre-Dame burned in 2019, the world stopped. Today, Russia damages Kyiv Pechersk Lavra, a monastery nearly 1,000 years old and older than Notre-Dame itself. A thousand years of history deserves the same attention, the same sympathy, and the same protection.
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RT @caslernoel: “The White House medical staff are not being forthcoming about both his overall health and his late May trip to Walter Reed…
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Raskin's response to Trump's expulsion demand is worth quoting in full because it is the sharpest constitutional summary of this week in one paragraph. "There's a very easy way to not get impeached: Stop committing impeachable offenses. Stop committing high crimes and misdemeanors. Don't go to war and usurp the powers of Congress to declare war. That's up to us. Don't spend money in a way different from how Congress has appropriated money. Don't impose illegal taxes and tariffs on the American people without congressional consent. The president needs a basic constitutional primer." Trump's 195-word Truth Social post calling for Raskin to be expelled came on the same day he was threatening to seize Kharg Island without congressional authorization, hours after FISA 702 expired because he insisted on a loyalist DNI appointment, and while his acting attorney general - who refused to put his congressional testimony in writing - awaits a Senate confirmation vote. The expulsion demand has no path. Getting a member expelled requires a two-thirds vote. It has happened three times since the Civil War. But the demand is not really about Raskin. It's about telling every Democrat in Congress what the cost of oversight will be once Republicans lose the majority. It's the warning shot, issued at volume, three months before the midterms. Raskin's response is the correct one. He didn't flinch and he named the specific offenses. That's the job.
Donald Trump called for a Democrat to be expelled from Congress because the “bum” wants to launch impeachment proceedings against him. thedailybeast.com/raging-tru…
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This is what FASCISM looks like.
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