Stand up entertainer with a show called ‘Mind Games’ available for private, corporate, cruises, theatre tours, charity events & comedy clubs⚽️⛳️🏏🥊🎬✈️🚢🎤🎸
Joined January 2009
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- Followers 1,395
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3,160 Photos and videos
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Feb 28
2026 showreel. I’ve been so busy the last couple of years, the adventure continues. 28 countries visited in the last 12 months. Some really exciting opportunities already being discussed for 2026. Take a look 👇🏻👇🏻
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🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today
This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
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Jun 14
Crystal Palace’s Daichi Kamada with the late goal to tie it for Japan!!
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Jun 14
Wouldn’t have lasted 1 minute at a football game wearing the opponents shirt
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Jun 13
He’s only 26 years old. I think a good World Cup and he’s elevating himself to a £50m player. He’s rock solid as a defender. #cpfc
Jun 13
🇺🇸 Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the USA against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.
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Jun 12
These 2 really were atrocious
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Jun 11
It’s like AI has designed the #OpeningCeremony the colours, the clothes, the awful miming and mimicking. Is this what the Eurovision is like 🎤
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Jun 11
Lovely stuff. Just means we can quote over £100m for Wharton too then #cpfc
Jun 11
Nottingham Forest want £130m for Elliot Anderson but confidence that a deal with Man City gets done
With @TomCollomosse
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Jun 11
What a game 😱
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Jun 10
Ticket demand in sport and entertainment has gone nuts. Taylor Swift, Oasis, World Cup, NBA. It won’t stop. But these events sell out.
Jun 10
Joe Bonham "How much were your tickets?
Juan Soto "😂Ask Knicks
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Fan "$220K for 2
Joe "What do you do?
Fan "Trash…we pick up all of NYC
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Fan "$20K
Joe "What do you do?
Fan "Google me
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Joe "Sec 117–could get $50K
Fan "This game means more than $50K–been waiting 53 years”
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Jun 9
Welcome Pierre, you have some big shoes to fill 🫵🏻
BREAKING: Crystal Palace have agreed a deal in principle for Pierre Sage to become their new head coach 🚨
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Jun 8
WORLD CUP FEVER: This individual's dad tried to buy the giant adidas FIFA World Cup 2026 Trionda Ball 😂⚽️🥅
📹 IG: kickballdad
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Jun 3
His win rate at Lyon was 57% & his win rate at Lens is 67% while finishing 2nd in the league, winning the cup & getting Lens into the Champions League. My question is why is he leaving ?
Jun 3
🚨 🇫🇷 @LeMechenoua is reporting that Pierre Sage has reached an agreement with Crystal Palace and has informed them of his decision to leave RC Lens.
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Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc
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May 30
It’s a reality show not a talent contest
May 30
So we've had a crap magician, a fucking dog dancing, a crap comedian, an ai slop poet, another boring magician, an average singer, and some other shite that I've already forgotten. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent
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May 30
I look forward to watching this car crash on catch up later. BGT died about 2016
Having last year's winning magician to come back and rig the vote for another shit magician to win is pretty shameless
And doing all the pre-recorded guesses? Same thing as last year's magician
The magician acts are so fucking false and need to be banned #BritainsGotTalent #BGT
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May 30
They were poor. Even going ahead so early. Dead crowd.
May 30
Arsenal fans were poor
They outnumbered PSG but were out sung all the way through, especially when it mattered in extra time
And half left at the end not acknowledging players
Just an opinion but the right one
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May 30
Only 1 European trophy in London.
Souttthhhh Londooonnnn FOREVER. Whatever the weathheerrrr 😂😂
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