I miss the old Sean Frank
That hobo beard Sean Frank
Dead in the eyes Sean Frank
Smoke cigarettes Sean Frank
I hate the new Sean Frank
No doomer mood Sean Frank
Spaz LA news Sean Frank
Pull-ups for views Sean Frank
I love the old Sean Frank
Just wallet sales Sean Frank
F*** all the trains Sean Frank
No powerbanks Sean Frank
See, he invented Sean Frank
It wasn’t any Sean Franks
Now I look and look around
And there’s so many Sean Franks
I used to love Sean Frank
I used to love Sean Frank
Even made Simpsons memes
I thought I was Sean Frank
What if Sean Frank wrote a tweet about Sean Frank
Called “I miss the old Sean Frank”
Man, that’d be so Sean Frank
That’s all we want, Sean Frank
We still love Sean Frank
And I love you like Sean Frank loves Sean Frank
IM THE RICK RUBIN OF ECOM:
- incredibly rich
- incredibly famous
- can not actually do any of the work
- speak in weird metaphors
- beard and barefoot
- my advice only works for me
- everyone likes me, no one knows what I do