Professional potato chip mixologist. Clouds are beneath me. All around chill guy tryna share w/ the world.
Joined September 2009
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Mack Gordon retweeted
25 Jan 2018
(616): Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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Jury convicts Louisiana man in fatal shooting of former USC football and NFL player Joe McKnight on.ktla.com/jEeMJ
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Former Disney Star Adam Hicks Arrested in Connection With 4 Armed Robberies in Burbank bit.ly/2DDy65B
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26 Jan 2018
Squeaky Appelbaum x.com/3HL1045/status/9566623…
What would your XFL name be? @AllanBell247 suggested using your 1st pet’s name and your kindergarten teacher’s last name. #My3HLXFLName
Mack Gordon retweeted
25 Jan 2018
Game Changer: Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta United find that fans spent more money even though they had the lowest concession prices in American pro sports es.pn/2ncw2dT
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Mack Gordon retweeted
25 Jan 2018
The #sixers hold opponents to 56.3% on shots inside 6', which is more than 5% lower than average, the best in the league. I wonder if there's anyone you can attribute that to. 🤔
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Mack Gordon retweeted
24 Jan 2018
Wait, a "Murphy Brown" reboot? That's crazy. That show was from a very, very different era, back when the vice president of the United States was a vapid, regressive conservative from Indiana.
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Mack Gordon retweeted
25 Jan 2018
She almost shook her hand to get the filth off. Lmao x.com/abcpolitics/status/956…
25 Jan 2018
Pres. Trump and UK Prime Minister Theresa May shake hands at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. abcn.ws/2E8Eenu
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Mack Gordon retweeted
24 Jan 2018
@RealCJ10 Humbled by your achievements. Thrilled for you, son. Enjoy your day. You earned it!
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Mack Gordon retweeted
24 Jan 2018
If it doesn't involve harassing black and brown people, don't expect American police to help you with ANYTHING.
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Mack Gordon retweeted
24 Jan 2018
If you somehow didn't know already, listening to and reading true crime stories shows you how useless and incompetent American police are.
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Mack Gordon retweeted
24 Jan 2018
Our money still has slave owners on it.
You will be okay Josh. x.com/mrjoshz/status/9561963…
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Mack Gordon retweeted
23 Jan 2018
my new favorite NFL Draft thing is "Josh Allen is actually so good that it's functionally impossible for other humans to play alongside him"
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Mack Gordon retweeted
23 Jan 2018
Smh a fuckin thread x.com/justin_fenton/status/9…
23 Jan 2018
Crazy testimony in federal court just now by former Detective Maurice Ward, outlining illegal tactics used by Gun Trace Task Force Officers ...
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