Coffee lover and Alpine skier

Joined October 2011
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She thinks she’s in the jungle stalking prey. She’s actually in a plant pot in my office. Idiot.
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Her beauty was so stunning that even the player in charge of catching the ball couldn't help but grin from ear to ear ☺️
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An elderly woman held a birthday celebration for her dog, but instead of paying attention to the food, the dog gazed lovingly at her the entire time.
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They will destroy everything they touch. You think you’re safe in the countryside, but soon nowhere will be peaceful.

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HORRIFIC: 31-year-old viral influencer Ashlee Jenae was found dead in her Tanzania hotel room after her white husband, Jon McCann, allegedly strangled her then hung her lifeless body to stage a suicide. This cold-blooded monster allegedly murdered her right after proposing on her birthday during their luxury vacation. He then kept posting on social media like nothing happened while Ashlee had him plastered all over her Instagram and he never once acknowledged her on his. Her parents only found out through passport emergency contacts. You propose to a woman on her birthday trip, then strangle her and stage her murder as a suicide the same week? Pure evil. Jon McCann has allegedly been arrested pending charges.
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What is best age to teach kids how to swim?

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True empathy begins the moment we realize that a cow is not a commodity, but an individual with a deep capacity for friendship.
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Balloon Prank🎈🎈😂
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Bro is so mad 😠
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A black woman runs for her life while being chased by dogs but finds a white man to attack instead.
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This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her
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First Time He Ever Saw a Female 😂
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The video appears to show two male Eastern Collared Lizards, with the reaction likely territorial aggression rather than attraction to a female. Female collared lizards are duller in color, while both here are colorful like males. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_co… desertmuseum.org/kids/oz/long-f…
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What every woman deserves😂

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In Scotland, 22 year-old Kira Cousins faked her entire 9-month pregnancy. She wore a prosthetic bump, faked ultrasound scans & even threw a gender reveal party with the dad. On 10/10/25 she “gave birth” to a silicone doll named Bonnie-Leigh Joyce Gardner (5lbs 4oz). She later claimed the “baby” had a heart condition and informed her family, including her distraught boyfriend, that the baby had died. Her lie was exposed when her mum found the doll in her room. Kira confessed: “I wasn’t pregnant. There was no baby. I faked scans, messages, a birth story & acted like the doll was real. I f***d up & didn’t know how to stop”
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En China, jóvenes estudiantes ven videos de sus padres realizando trabajos de construcción peligrosos a gran altura, y muchos se emocionan, lloran o se tapan la cara 😢 Valora el esfuerzo de tus padres han hecho para que estés donde estás ahora:

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When service members and their fur missiles reunite.
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Un padre anima a su hijo, que tiene una discapacidad en una extremidad, a que siga intentándolo hasta que finalmente aprenda a comer solo. 🥺❤️‍🩹

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Ser princesa suena genial… hasta que te das cuenta de que no tienes permitido tener una infancia 🥲

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El hombre estaba en un restaurante con su novia cuando su padre, que trabaja como limpiador, entró. Su padre le pidió en voz baja que no demostrara que se conocían, para no avergonzarlo, pero el hijo abrazó orgullosamente a su padre y los presentó. ❤️
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Este chico le hizo una broma a su novia diciéndole que su hermana es sorda. Así es como se conocieron:
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