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28 Oct 2021
If you strongly believe that, "if you don't agree with the tweet, scroll past"... do yourself a favour, block me now. Andinaxesha lalonto mna, if I come across your tweet and I disagree with your views, I will have you know.
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We are guaranteed another red card
π™Šπ™π™π™„π˜Ύπ™„π˜Όπ™‡: American referee Tori Penso πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ will officiate @BafanaBafana versus Czech Republic on Thursday, 18 June. #BafanaPride #UNPLAYABLE
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Awukho special, you both got the biscuits
There are two types of people emhlabeni. I obviously opened the packet on the left.
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It was scripted
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HE’S DONE IT!!! 🀩 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! πŸ†πŸŽ‰ #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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The only time I see this taima
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I hope they both lose
Road range fight in Cape Town between a Nigerian Yahoo boy and a white guy
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Yhoo uyabullyisha losisi.
[BREAKING NEWS] Gerda Steyn wins fifth Comrades Marathon title in a new record time of 5:44:53. #Newzroom405
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Lilo
As the girlfriend/wife what do you say when he gets home??😭
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At least Nigeria is leading in something
πŸ“Š Extreme Poverty by Country (1992–2026)
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Sikupavele? Sithi β€œgood boy”?
I recently cut off a friend of more than 10 years. Watching him try to reach out to me and me ignoring his calls or messages makes me sad shame. But fuseg β€οΈπŸ™
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How many goals does Turkey have? Haiti?
So far only Bafana Bafana without a goal in this World Cup
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Sometimes you want to give an informative answer, the realise lomnqundu uneblue tick, ubuzela njeee for egangements. Marete
Apart from working in law enforcement and private security. Can anyone openly carry this thing?
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Bloody liar!
πŸš¨πŸ—£οΈ π—‘π—˜π—ͺ: Achraf Hakimi: "In Africa, they call us the 'Brazilians of Africa'."
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I don’t remember 1994 being this lame, it’s like there’s no World tournament happening.
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The first line was right on the money
I know this is a stupid American take... but every time I watch soccer, I cannot figure out the limited substitutions rule. Look how tired these players are. Just let them substitute. Think of how slow basketball would be if the same players had to play 48 minutes straight.
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LinkedIn coded
I missed my flight & now on the standby list. At first, I was frustrated, but my mood changed when the Bolt driver said, β€œGrootman, it’s my first trip to the airport.” It reminded me that I was once a beginner too n someone was patient with my mistakes.
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How much did they pay for this promo? πŸ˜…
Did you know that; to date we have never found a reversed mileage vehicle at Weelee, considering the amount of cars they sell πŸ’ͺ🏾.
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"Good morning Chief Mashaba...", ivan yamapolisa ibe i-idle(isha) outside #MadlangaCommission
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At least after the Bafana loss, I get to laugh at Chief Sam Mashaba at the #MadlangaCommission
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This is not the face of someone who intentionally slapped another player. Hate watchers calling it intentional, ngaske ndizikhane ematanyuleni
The confusion on Zwane's face after the referee sent him off πŸ˜…
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I hate these types of people
Nongasifaki πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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