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18 Nov 2019
Thinking about this today - the humanities are so important. Care about your HEART health (History, English (and other language), Art, Research, Teaching).
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Jun 12
Our new LLM.
Available now.
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The world breathlessley reads a papal encyclical and enters anither week of hotly debating the Odyssey
Yet humanities programs are being closed all over.
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May 26
A reminder that no serious historian, academic or anyone who has spent even minutes looking at Nazi Germany agrees with this. Hitler locked up the left, denounced the left. He was not a 'hardcore socialist.'
The only people who say this are... Nazi sympathizers & the far right.
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we canāt do things weāve been doing for 5,000 years.
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May 17
The problem with AI isnāt marketing. Itās the product. Built by burning down our global cultural output & reshaping the ashes into a ghoulish simulacrum of creative expression. We must reject the strip-mining of our souls. The kids know this is impoverishment, not liberation.
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etymologically you can't have an AI essay because "essay" implies trying and AI can't try
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Mar 25
If you cannot loudly and firmly resist "humanoids" called Plato teaching our youth, you have no place in any movement that calls itself "classical."
It's time to draw some lines in the sand. I know which side I am on. Do you?
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Mar 24
AI is inevitable. You can tell by how no one wants it and itās losing money left and right.
Mar 24
Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora hollywoodreporter.com/busineā¦
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Jan 25
One way you can tell these people do not go to church is that they have no idea what one 67-year-old lady from Redeemer Lutheran can fit in a station wagon. This is a 2/10 on the church potluck scale, not even trying that hard.
šØ BREAKING: The āNo-Go-Zoneā in Minneapolis is getting fully stocked like a pop-up leftist supply depot, free hand warmers, winter gear, coffee, food, milk, you name it.
This is PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics. Someone is BANKROLLING this autonomous zone.
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Jan 20
RT @MomodouTaal: āWhat he [the European bourgeois] cannot forgive Hitler for is not the crime in itself, the crime against man, it is not tā¦
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19 Dec 2025
āOne day our society will come to respect the sanitation worker if it is to survive, for the person who picks up our garbage, in the final analysis, is as significant as the physician, for if he doesnāt do his job, diseases are rampant. All labor has dignity.ā āMLK jr
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13 Nov 2025
This is objectively one of the most evil ideas imaginable.
11 Nov 2025
What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?
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5 Nov 2025
I'm sorry but these fools don't know anything about voting, elections, how election law works...
Absolute toddler behavior. Just because you don't understand the world doesn't mean it's wrong.
3 Nov 2025
My experience voting in NYC:
1. No ID required
2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row
3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot
4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row
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17 Oct 2025
"what if the professor punishes me for disagreeing with their argument"
Professors seeing a student show any kind of passion about anything in the course at any time
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12 Sep 2025
Fired clay brick stamped with a dedication naming King UrāNammu and bearing accidental dog paw prints, from the Ziggurat of Ur (temple of the moonāgod Nanna), Third Dynasty of Ur, c. 2112ā2004āÆBC; Collection: The British Museum, London..
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10 Sep 2025
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u can be unemployed and chronically online which is bad. you can also be employed and chronically online, which cancels itself out. employed people who are chronically online are the closest things to angels
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21 Aug 2025
Hearing that the U of Chicago cuts to the humanities come from the university taking out loads of debt to expand over the past two decades and being unable pay the interest. The problem with the Chicago School of Economics is that eventually you run out of other people's money?
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21 Aug 2025
I volunteer. I can judge with the best of them and also I love hyping things up.
19 Aug 2025
We need more theater critics. More food critics. Architecture critics. Movie critics. People who have studied a subject and arenāt afraid to point out when art is terrible instead of just ācreating content.ā
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