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24 Mar 2016
Some people tell me I take good photos.
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Harsh on Ecuador that. They were by far the better team. Decent game. #CIVECU
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RT @AndyGibsonTV: I've found out that Hydration Breaks aren't actually needed, they're used so USA broadcasters can shoehorn more adverts o…
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How many times is the woodwork gonna get smashed in this game..?! #CIVECU
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That penalty was a blatant dive. #GERCUW
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Basically, Scotland will beat Haiti. Thus sending them top of their group and we won’t hear the end of it until Morocco give em a pasting. #BRAMAR
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Where the fuck they getting 10mins from here? #BRAMAR
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Set my alarm for this game 12.5hrs ago and now it’s on I’m not even arsed for watching it. #QATSUI
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South Africa have a player called Shithole. Must be named after where he was conceived, like Brooklyn Beckham. #WorldCup #MEXRSA
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I just haven’t got that #WorldCup buzz yet and it starts in 23 minutes.
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Goodnight.
Jun 10
En Mánchester, un musulmán se acerca violentamente a los porteros de una discoteca y los amenaza con un cinturón porque quiere entrar gratis. ¡¡¡ Inmediatamente le enseñaron la lección !!!
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40 minutes to go.
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The #WorldCup starts today!
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Do people really think Tommy T doesn’t want a World Cup trophy on his CV? #WorldCup
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It’s coming home. 🙄 #ENGNZL
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These nets and grainy pitch look like they’re still the ones from USA 94 🤣 #ENGNZL
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USA 1994 was the time I first remember watching a World Cup, aged 12 going on 13. Remember legends like Romario, Bebeto, Stoichkov, Klinsmann, Matthäus, Maradona, Batistuta etc. #WorldCup
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Iconic moments such as Georghe Hagi’s goal vs Colombia, Ray Houghton vs Italy & Baggio’s penalty miss in the final. Escobar being shot dead after scoring an OG vs USA which saw them finish bottom of the group. Yordan Letchkov with a diving header to knock out Germany. #WorldCup
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World Cup starts a week today 🙌🏽😍
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What the fuck is the point of these World Cup warm-up games? Apart from money.
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Simon Jordan battering Piers Morgan on TalkSport. 😍
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