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RT @AndyGibsonTV: I've found out that Hydration Breaks aren't actually needed, they're used so USA broadcasters can shoehorn more adverts o…
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Jun 14
Basically, Scotland will beat Haiti. Thus sending them top of their group and we won’t hear the end of it until Morocco give em a pasting.
#BRAMAR
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Jun 13
Set my alarm for this game 12.5hrs ago and now it’s on I’m not even arsed for watching it.
#QATSUI
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Jun 11
Goodnight.
Jun 10
En Mánchester, un musulmán se acerca violentamente a los porteros de una discoteca y los amenaza con un cinturón porque quiere entrar gratis.
¡¡¡ Inmediatamente le enseñaron la lección !!!
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Jun 6
USA 1994 was the time I first remember watching a World Cup, aged 12 going on 13.
Remember legends like Romario, Bebeto, Stoichkov, Klinsmann, Matthäus, Maradona, Batistuta etc.
#WorldCup
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Jun 6
Iconic moments such as Georghe Hagi’s goal vs Colombia, Ray Houghton vs Italy & Baggio’s penalty miss in the final. Escobar being shot dead after scoring an OG vs USA which saw them finish bottom of the group. Yordan Letchkov with a diving header to knock out Germany.
#WorldCup
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Jun 3
What the fuck is the point of these World Cup warm-up games? Apart from money.
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