What a lovely and emotional tribute to #SirDavidAttenborough - 100 years on Planet Earth.

Puns for Educated Minds 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here. I'll go on a head." 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass". 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion . 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger." 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!" 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron". The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 🤣🤣🤣

Justice has been done! The best dancer has won. #dwtsirl

Vote for Katelyn everyone! #DWTSIRL

Here’s a way to curb those 44 robocalls. iPhones and Pixels can now ‘screen’ calls from unknown numbers for you — getting them to identify themselves before connecting you to the call. You can turn it on in settings — the attached pic shows how. More: independent.ie/business/tech…

Ah unbelievable - Shane Lowry wins the Ryder cup for Europe with that putt! Go Europe, Ireland and Offaly!! #RyderCup2025

The American fans booing Team Europe players at #TheRyderCup are a total embarrassment.

Rory McIlroy silenced a heckler with an expletive before hitting a superb approach to clinch victory for him and Tommy Fleetwood in their foursomes match. #RyderCup #McIlroy

Rewatching #LiveAid40 and remembering that there were no mobile phones, no zoom calls then. And yet they did this amazing thing. Never bettered never repeated.

Share this far and wide. If you’ve never spoken up before and think it’s too late to start, it’s not. Start screaming about it with us now. The death toll is already horrific, and it’s hurtling towards unimaginable. 💔#LetAidIn

Habemus papam!

He did it!! Huge congrats @McIlroyRory #MastersSunday

Noooo #MastersSunday

Rory my nerves are shredded…. #MastersSunday

Wow wow wow. Not only is the acting superb in #adolescence - take a bow Owen Cooper (in his first acting role no less) - but it’s the message it has, for parents especially. “We made him” - episode 4 was heartbreaking.

Conor McGregor has never been elected to anything, he doesn’t represent the Irish people. In fact, we’re all pretty embarrassed by him.

I’m here in New York City where I’ve seen so much that is great about Irish-America. Conor McGregor is not in the US representing Ireland, he doesn’t speak for Ireland, or its people.

Well that did not disappoint. @McClenaghanRhys is just amazing. Being a gymnast helps of course but it’s not just that ability that makes him my winner. #DWTSIRL

Cannot wait for the show dance from @McClenaghanRhys #DWTSIRL