A crump is for life, not just for breakfast.

Joined August 2014
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8 Oct 2023
Chaps, (or whoever actually sees my tweets nowadays) I start my new job tomorrow and as Countryfile is on TV, I’m getting the Sunday fear. Please keep your fingers crossed for “The New Girl” tomorrow 😆
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9 Oct 2023
Gosh, wasn’t expecting so many well wishes! I thought I was lost in the ether! Much appreciated. 😃🥰
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1 Oct 2023
I bought a straw donkey head. I love him. 🫏
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4 Oct 2023
He arrived home safely 🫏
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2 Oct 2023
I’m putting the smell from a Spanish leather shop onto my Top 10 Smells List.
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26 Sep 2023
Martes 😃
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23 Sep 2023
This is so needed.🥳
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22 Sep 2023
Because #AnnieLennox is trending 😂
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Mama once called Annie Lennox “Lenny Annexe” and now that’s her name. Forevermore.
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15 Sep 2023
💅🏾 Wordle 818 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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14 Sep 2023
10 things I like •Hugs •Champagne •Perfume •Candles •Dogs with their heads out of car windows •Bougainvillea •The silence when it snows •Sunsets •Thai food •Beaches
Very similar list… Books Champagne & wine Autumn Love & affection Music Dancing Food Travel Cashmere Dogs Horses
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12 Sep 2023
I finally won on the Wheel Of Fortune thingy with Octopus Energy.🥳

ALT Bounty Hunter Good Luck GIF by DefyTV

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12 Sep 2023
Ahhhh, after a quick search on here, it seems everyone has won £1 this month. I imagine the energy companies have far too much money in their pot and need to get rid of some.
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10 Sep 2023
The only breakfast to enjoy on a sunny Sunday morning. Pan con tomate. Let’s cook! 🍅

ALT Tomatoes GIF

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10 Sep 2023
Rub olive oil and garlic on toast and then pile high with tomatoes. (I’d drain excess tomato water away first) GET STUCK IN!!🍅
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10 Sep 2023
Whilst I’m on the subject of food. Here was BBQ last night. 🥳🥳🥳 Anchovies and olives with Tinto De Verano followed by a 3 bean salad and the biggest pork chops/ribs. DELICIOUS
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8 Sep 2023
Closing my little business in a couple of weeks time that I’ve lovingly built up 3 years ago (tomorrow). A little sad, but a little excited to be a PAYE member again. Now to get my corporate wardrobe in order!😃
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6 Sep 2023
Only my little brother can go to a beach bar and find the resident cats🥹
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Marie retweeted
A radical departure from 'You Got the Love'
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