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24 May 2024
NEW POST: When Celebrities Die - The Infinity of Pubs.
After over 7 months, I decided to start writing casually again. This is on the wonder of pubs and their diminishing numbers
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ALT The view from St George's Square Huddersfield of a lion and a man sculpture atop old buildings
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This is being used as a "Gotcha" by weirdos
May 14
My favourite Andy Burnham moment was when he was asked his favourite biscuit and said chips and gravy.
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People often joke about finding the worst football take of all time.
They think that they've found it.
But they haven't seen it just yet.
Apr 28
If John Stones stayed fit his entire career Iβm convinced weβd be talking about him as the best PL centre back of all time.
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Manchester 130 City fans thinking that Stones is better than Kompany is, in itself, completely baffling
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That's Arsenal's "Gerrard Slip" moment. Staggering more isn't been made of it. Throwing yourself to the ground when you are clean through at 1-1 - Havertz lost them the league
Criminally pathetic from Havertz. Criminal. If they lose this game, Arsenal fans should be furious at that moment of softness. He is clean through
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Criminally pathetic from Havertz. Criminal. If they lose this game, Arsenal fans should be furious at that moment of softness. He is clean through
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One of my best friends died 12 years ago. A few words from me on life, loss and coming out the other side.
Love you, mate.
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Murray Wallace making a hand signal to Lee Nicholls of "Stay on your line - I got this" before making an inch perfect tackle on the Barnsley lad clean through is the sort of aura that would be talked about on every football podcast for a week if this were PL. Immaculate #htafc
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Feb 12
A billionaire worth Β£17,000,000,000 who moved to Monaco to dodge Β£4,000,000,000 in tax is now blaming immigrants for Britainβs problems.
If parasitic billionaires like Jim Ratcliffe paid what they owe β and politicians werenβt in their pockets β our NHS, schools and public services wouldnβt be on their knees.
It is textbook divide and rule. The real enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.
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8 Oct 2025
"You will be remembered no differently than the officers of the Third Reich"
Abby Martin, journalist with the Empire Files, slams the Israeli military's international spokesperson Jonathan Conricus on Piers Morgan's talk show.
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Mark Johnson πΆπ±ππ₯ retweeted
28 Aug 2025
Just hoping we don't get Grimsby...
#UCLdraw
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19 Aug 2025
I really do not like Leeds (to put it mildly,) and I truly despise dreadful handball decisions, but I have to say that this one is a handball for me
18 Aug 2025
Iβm sorry but Tarkowski can not move his arm out the way anymore than he has doneβ¦
Completely defeats the object of βNatural positionβ that they all bang on aboutβ¦
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18 Aug 2025
Skye Stout adds the fourth from a free-kickβ½οΈ
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16 Aug 2025
Last night there was faint hope that top flight English football could still be fun.
Now we're watching a team losing by 2 goals playing 2 banks of 5 against Pep's anti-football.
We lasted until Saturday evening of week 1 but...
No thanks. This isn't football.
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16 Aug 2025
THE DISPENSARY IN LIVERPOOL NOW ONLY SERVES PEOPLE IN A QUEUE FORMING OUT OF THE DOOR.
ROSCOE HEAD HAS JARL ON.
ONE OF THESE PUBS I WILL NEVER BE STEPPING FOOT IN AGAIN
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10 Aug 2025
Ahh not the team represented on The Overlap by a women's football hating charlatan, who broke the financial rules to be demoted in Europe, with fans that disrespect silences for dead footballers, being happy.
Top flight football is a very silly place. Palace are the worst
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4 Aug 2025
Feels so strange to see Palace as part of a European draw today.
Weβll park the fact that itβs the Conference rather than Europa for a minute; itβs still utterly mental.
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1 Aug 2025
Saddened to hear of the passing of Allan Ahlberg. He, along with his wife Janet, created such classics as The Jolly Postman. He will be missed.
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31 Jul 2025
Ask about our ISAs today
31 Jul 2025
Evolving our identity - reimagining the elements from our current crestβ¦
#PoshIdentity #pufc
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