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Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer

Housebound gadabout and curmudgeon-in-training.

Joined July 2011
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  • Followers 347
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Mark 'Another User' Shyzer@MarkShyzer
26 Sep 2016
Reliable and consistent in the streets, reliable and consistent in the sheets.
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Bike lanes belong on the routes people travel you thumb in a suit
Doug Ford
@fordnation
31 Oct 2024
Bike lanes belong on secondary streets, not clogging traffic on main roads. It’s time to get you moving again.
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I love the American electoral buddy system. You can’t wade into presidential waters without your buddy! Did you find a buddy yet? Go pick a buddy. Ok now hold hands
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For a few weeks I’ve suspected there were pigeons nesting under my roof deck and now I think I have confirmation
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Either way we all know that tree is as good as dead
Learn Something
@cooltechtipz
2 Jul 2024
Inequality v. Equality v. Equity v. Justice
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This is the worst thing a traffic sign has ever told me to do
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I automatically have a little more respect for any transit system where the doors open juuust before the train has come to a complete stop
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World of Engineering
@engineers_feed
2 Jun 2024
This is the submarine that will take billionaire Larry Connor to the Titanic shipwreck.
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There are only two tweets
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At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country
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do a rabbit
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Pitching a version of Hot Ones where I interview people while we eat chicken fingers with plum sauce and have a nice time
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Now that there's no Kinko's where does a fella go if he wants to waltz in and use a paper cutter without having to answer a lot of questions at 5:44 am
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I went here and everybody knew your name
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Is he funny or is he just shouting
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Chilly down with the fire gang
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973
27 Jan 2024
The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone
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Geniuinely enjoying watching the entirety of all 7 seasons of 30 Rock in nonconsecutive 6-90 second clips over the last couple of days
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Architectural Icons@Archi_icons
19 Dec 2023
A futurist bust of Il Duce in the Wolfsonian collection. Apologies I dont know who by
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Why does this car look like Gonzo photographed it
Autoblog
@therealautoblog
21 Dec 2023
Russian EV prototype looks ridiculous, targets 2025 production trib.al/MfRtYKq
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Static cling has turned out to be less of a challenge in my adult life than the commercials I saw as a child lead me to believe
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Fun fact, I no longer subscribe to the Toronto Star because about a month ago they sent me an email saying 'Hey, the credit card we have on file for you is expiring so we're cancelling your account' and there was no way to rectify this on their website
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Journalism is dying but it also gone are the days when the subscription department ran around showering people with travel clocks
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