Head of Content at Onebite. PR and writing in equal measure

Joined August 2008
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Palace TV appears to be staffed by Daleks in a snowstorm for me. Anyone else having trouble? #cpfc @CPFC
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1 Sep 2025
I think I know now how those that had the team of the 80s felt. So much potential, not going to happen. #cpfc Team of the 2020s felt so close.
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7 Aug 2025
Any #Redis or #valkey peeps able to help Scott out? Cc @Percona
Twitterverse, help me out?! 🙏 I’m testing Redis in HA setup with Sentinel and no matter what I do, on failover, it always does a full resync and says psync wasn’t possible. Am I missing something obvious?
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22 Jul 2025
I am looking to Western Australia mining recruitment experts about skills shortages and jobs availability in WA mining sector & anyone else with insight to add. Please email me asap #Journorequest
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7 Jul 2025
Open source database software support and services company Percona has announced its Transparent Data Encryption (TDE) extension for PostgreSQL. Designed to provide a method to secure… dlvr.it/TLmgBC #DataManagement #Cloud #cybersecurity #dataatrest - Follow us!
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19 Jun 2025
Sharing this to flag that entry level positions are essential in every industry, and that there are consequences if they are removed rather than changed.
The world didn’t need another Substack newsletter about how fucked the world is. And yet, I made one. Meet my new project: What We Lost. It’s about the ways the tech industry is making us miserable and our lives worse. Cheery stuff! whatwelost.substack.com
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17 May 2025
Stil can’t quite believe that #cpfc won the FA Cup.
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13 May 2025
Who's ready for a #sweepstakes?! Today, we're giving YOU the chance to win a copy of #TheDevils by @LordGrimdark! Follow, like, and repost to enter! Good luck! #TheDevilsSweeps
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16 Apr 2025
Cloud happened. But public cloud computing in its earliest iterations was all about flexibility of service, the breadth of the backbone and the (once almost unfathomable) notion that we… dlvr.it/TKBtRD #Security #Cloud #cybersecurity #Kuberenetes #Sysdig - Follow us!
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16 Apr 2025
CISA extends CVE spend. Fellow PR professionals, please stand down on specific comments. Do think about the future of software vulnerabilities and long-term management.
NEW: In an 11th hour move, CISA spokesperson says it extended the contract for the MITRE-backed CVE Program last night:
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15 Apr 2025
So, this is important. Either it’s the first sign of a serious blow to how software security issues are reported, tracked and managed at scale by the entire industry, globally, or someone is having a laugh in a way that is funny peculiar and not funny ha ha.
This random document fell off the back of a bus. Weird. This random document which randomly fell off the back of a bus (randomly) says MITRE is no longer supporting the CVE program as of April 16th, 2025. Which is crazy, because this random document is dated April 15th, 2025.
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Storage news ticker – April 4 with Cohesity, Commvault, Databricks, ExaGrid, Fivetran, Harper, Hydrolix, Informatica, Nasuni, ObjectFirst, OpenDrives, OWC, Percona, Perforce Delphix, Pliops, Pure Storage, Seagate, Security & more - blocksandfiles.com/2025/04/0…
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1 Apr 2025
Our co-working space: we have a marathon of April Fools pranks ready! Me:

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Looking for experienced #freelance #business journalists to cover economy and markets stories. Based in Brussels? Remote also possible. Please send me your CV. Thanks.
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27 Feb 2025
I quite want these
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25 Feb 2025
I have done PR for DataStax in the U.K. since they first launched here. A lot of love for the team coming out at the moment sand I will add to that as well!
25 Feb 2025
Excited to announce that IBM plans to acquire @DataStax! This will accelerate our mission to help our customers succeed in production AI and NoSQL data at scale. Pictured: the DataStax crew one year in, shortly after changing the company name from Riptano. Thank you to EVERYONE who has been part of this journey! More at dtsx.io/3QyvOM1.
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