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Replying to @TimHenke9
SEE THERE IS AN ANSWER WHY DON'T THEY WANNA GIVE IT TO ME 😅😆😆😆😆
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10 Dec 2024
This is setting unrealistic beauty standards for men. We can’t all kill someone
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people will dissect the CEO shooter's online presence for years but the question of "what radicalized him" has a pretty obvious answer he posted X-rays of his back surgery he read multiple books about chronic back pain he shot a health insurance CEO he was radicalized by pain
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I think this is legit the funniest thing that my brain has ever come up with that like 7 people will get and I hope some of you are amongst those 7 lol
Reincarnation is just mastery grading
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9 Dec 2024
new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW
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imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada
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Reincarnation is just mastery grading
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6 Dec 2024
Every person who works in tech needs at least 5 nontech friends to interact with closely on a weekly basis so they can understand how the general public actually thinks
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guy's watching the news overseas absolutely livid that police incompetence is getting in the way of his bits
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The carousel never stops turning
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6 Dec 2024
early writing on greys was so good they introduced a character who’s role in the story was to be the cheating ex wife who breaks up the main couple nd she was so nuanced and beloved they had to give her a seven season spin off show
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People are canceling reservations at the hotel that released bike guy's pictures out of solidarity lmao
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killing derek so soon after christina leaving is so rude.
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this show is so rude.
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also amelia shepherd deserves SO much better
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5 Dec 2024
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I farted so loudly at my almost empty gym today while struggling with the last rep of my bench press and people turned around and fr looked at the fat dude minding his business omg I had to actually say “my bad” so that people didn’t think it was him
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Replying to @sciencegirl
I finally got a cat
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I hope the PhD lady got a chance to do something nice to celebrate, like perhaps having coffee in her garden with her spouse, or sharing a bowl of chili with her neighbours
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a guy friend once bragged to me about having almost no pics with his lifelong friend so i said “when you tell your kids and grandkids stories about a person so integral to your life, how do you think you’ll feel when you have no way of showing them someone so meaningful”
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"men just don't care about those things" and it's just a list of all of the little things that weave together the social fabric of society, and then we wonder out loud why men are lonely.
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Callie is so annoying
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