Master Interrogator-Chaplain of the Dark Angels, generally disliked by Heretics and weak minds. Gatekeeper, your slurs hold no power here heathens.

Joined May 2026
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I want to be clear because people get emotional over this. Gate keeping is good and it is needed. Our universe is amazing even with all the flaws and as someone relatively new to 40k I don't want it to change like I've watched many other spaces.
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寝るよ~(足)
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Quick update on our World Cup visitors.
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HALT YOUR PRODUCTION OF THE KETCHUP SINGLE SLICES YOU HEATHENS REPENT
Can’t wait for cookout season? Neither can we. Like this post for an easy, crowd-pleasing recipe every week!
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Someone buy this guy a beer for me. "No reason" other than misleading the lad for your own shits and giggles while you record it. I think he showed phenomenal restraint, just a dude hitting a dude. Abomination
Αυτό είναι το μουνόπανο που χτύπησε τον @VladNcl χωρίς λόγο. Κάντε τον διάσημο
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we’re all hate watching usa right
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USA WINS SOCCER CONFIRMED MILES ARE SUPERIOR TREMBLE FROM THE FREEDOM
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Brothers! Sisters! Awaken, servants of the Emperor! The weak sleep through the dawn! Rise from your cot, don your armour, and let no doubt fester, no falsehoods take root, and let no mercy soften your hand against the enemies of Man. Suffer not the heretic to live. Suffer not the weak to endure. Suffer not the day to pass without righteous wrath. The Lion watches. The Emperor Protects
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I understand, for me it's the meat messing with my sleep and I still can't break whatever the military did to break my ability to sleep in
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Remember the girls Dundee Scotland they lambasted as racists @RGuillimanXIII @lemonruse @AVGirl4Life @Kokujinkisama @D34thcoil @DonutOperator @Fat_Electrician @AngryCops Turns out those “racist” schoolgirls were sexually solicited then attacked. youtu.be/6guDahpAx0c?is=hd2s…
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In light of the turbulence on the right and the fractures found therein, I think it’s good timing to articulate a rather rough concept I’ve been working towards by refining it here. We can’t let the Ethnic Americans have all the fun. For those of you who followed me specifically for my conceptualization of who and what Black Americans are or rather who some of us could be, this is for you. Specifically I want to pass this understanding on to younger and future generations of Blacks. Those who are of my kind, persuasion, quality, capability and stock. First of all and if it wasn’t obvious, I am a Black American. But what that means to me is radically different from the colloquial assumption and understanding of what that is to most. Contrary to popular belief, the classification “African-American” (colloquially Black) is an umbrella term that does a poor job of delineating the ethnic diversity of the people who fall within this categorization. Mostly because it ignores them. As I understand it we classified as Sub-Saharan Africans (in and outside of Africa) are comprised of 2000-3000 distinct ethnic groups between us. Different cultures, different languages, different people, different lineages, different tribes. “Black Americans are not a monolith” is an understatement. We aren’t even remotely a homogenous people and never have been. Through we were stripped of the knowledge of our heritage due to the slave trade and slavery, these differences between us that kept our ancestors as distinct peoples did NOT. To be honest, I’m tired of being lumped together with a vast plurality of low cultured ghetto Blacks as if I at all resemble them in any way outside of our shared skin color and absurdly over encompassing umbrella classification. I’m far from the only one. Speaking of others like myself, I would like to posit my theory proper. The Pre-proclamation Freedmen (and his lineage): “Though a minority population of the entire Black population, there are and always has been members who are set aside in terms of temperament, ambition, morality, circumstances of birth and work ethic. These are the qualities of those (though few in number) who didn’t require a proclamation of emancipation to secure their freedom and likewise today, don’t require government assistance or coddling to thrive in modern times.” Black people who are scholarly, God fearing, intelligent entrepreneurial, industrious, articulate, polite, and highly determined, have always existed. We even have our own dialect distinct from other Black populations in America. We speak grammatically and phonetically correct English 😐 We have been here from damn near the beginning of this nation, we have fought for our place in it, died to defend it, raised our families here, and have always adapted and contributed to it be it in blood or labor. Strength of character, faith in God, with principles grounded in those of America’s founding. Values found on the political and philosophical Right. Your “Black Conservatives” The theory is simple. African-Americans in possession of these qualities are so distinct from the others that we are our own ethnic group. Fight me
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Absolutely halarious. Heresy But halarious
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I keep seeing it and the only constant is I imagine this being something @spaceshark23 would say into the vix without any shock or fear.
強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。
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強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。
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They caught @spaceshark23 sending his envoys to speak with Trump about sending all illegal elven women directly to his domicile.
The White House posted this and then deleted it. What else are they hiding?
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Replying to @Dark_Asgard_
"They're calling it a rich new feeding ground. Maybe the richest ever seen. Much better than anything in the Pegasus galaxy."
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Posted and then almost instantaneously removed. What the literal hell is this?
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Random on the internet: 'provide source!' Me, a faithful, yet humble man: 'no'
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