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4 Oct 2023
So today I ordered a large Pizza (about 40cm in diameter). After a while the waiter brought two small 20cm-pizzas and said, the larger pizza was not available and she is giving me two small pizzas instead. Ati its one and the same. I requested her to call the owner. 1/3
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βͺ Rewind to Lewis' radio on lap 34
What a stint he's done on those medium tyres πͺ
#F1 #BarcelonaGP
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Jun 12
The comments. π₯
Jun 11
It ends in defeat at Estadio Azteca, not the start we wanted. On to the next one
#BafanaPride
#FIFA
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Jun 10
Prices of maize by FRA from 2001 to 2025.
A mathematical model is nearly complete to determine the maize price as we wait for official announcement from FRA.
FYI: The only time the price dropped was in 2004 and 2018, else it went up or maintained.
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Jun 8
The message was received with mixed reactions as usual. Some saying that this is the role of Zambia police and ZICTA as it is a home affair. π€
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Introducing your 2026 Monaco Grand Prix winner, Kimi Antonelli! πππ
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UNZA 2026/27 ADMISSIONS LIST AND ACCEPTANCE LETTERS ARE OUT!!
ADMISSIONS LIST LINK
unza.zm/sites/default/files/
Publication_list_2026-2027_Undergraduate_Ful
I-Time_Intake.pdf
Accepted Applicants may download their acceptance letter by visiting https:// oap.unza.ac.zm/applications/β¦.
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Jun 3
Okay why π
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Jun 3
Not a political commentator but
That Mundubile na Makebi song can make someone to play it even in front of Kasongo.
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Jun 2
UNZA mid term exams!
Mid-Year examinations will now be conducted from Monday 22nd June, 2026, to Friday 3ra July, 2026.
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May 29
CBU new hostels finally nearing completion. In 2021 I left them as I found them in 2017.
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May 29
Confirmed, this image is AI generated.
Ati they are at the same state as in 2017.
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May 25
Dr. Kryticous Patrick Nshindano was in our midst on the 21st May 2026.
Doctor of Philosophy in business and management.
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May 23
We did it again β€οΈ
1. UNZA incomplete
2. CBU - BSc. Math Ed
3. AIMS-SA BSc. Mathematical sciences
4. UNZA - MSc math & stats
5. WQU. MSc FE 2025/27
Take every opportunity you hv, okay letβs say you hv K10,000. Then you find a k500 note on the ground wud you pick it up or not?
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May 23
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Even the UPND themselves had to laugh whilst watching this clip.
The last part π
May 11
Tayali is tired of supporting ifyabupuba,ati he would rather die in exile than supporting ifyabupuba ππ
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May 23
Sean Temboβs claims about his party records should be taken seriously with the sensitivity it deserves.
And here you are making fun of it. The country has a lot of jokers.
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