Actor - Voiceover Artist - constantly restraining his sarcasm (@cpmagents & @beheardvoices)
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Oh hey, some news!
I have signed with @CPMagents for all the acting stuff (except for voice, look to @BeHeardVoices for that)!
Looking forward to taking this chance to meet some lovely new industry people and get back in touch with some others I've not seen for a bit ๐
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Is this a reality show and we're all waiting for the reveal?
Jun 13
MLK Jr. stood here and gave his speech. And here we are today. This is so stupid.
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I don't know anything about this sport or who any of them are, but I do enjoy that the men in the middle look like bouncers at a third-choice bar trying to keep the peace between two ultimately harmless patrons
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Jun 12
If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.
Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.
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Jun 10
There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a childโs nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.
I mean, how the fuck isnโt this the biggest scandal in the world right now?
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This is what the world needs right now. Common sense solutions for everyday problems. A few more of these and the Kardashians will be gone and Trump will be quiet!
Duvet covers should have 3 velcro sealed sides, you just lie the duvet on the opened cover and then press the sides shut. This is my idea and if anyone else uses it I want a third of the profits.
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Not the kind of thing i'd normally tweet about but I've just seen a jumbo jet fly in four full loops over north London and that seems... very odd??
The same jet, the same circle, the same path.
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May 26
Wonderful to hear President Trumpโs bi-weekly six month physical was another rousing success
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May 26
Guy who has never heard of James Bond before today
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May 17
This is the photo of trump that the world press released of trump from China. The White House hasn't been able to pull it down.
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Trump: โDrugs coming by sea, meaning coming by water, by ocean. A lot of people donโt know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. Iโm talking about sea like the sea.โ
The dumbest president in history
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He doesn't care about anyone beyond himself.
May 12
Reporter: โTo what extent are Americansโ financial situations motivating you to make a deal?โ
Trump: โNot even a little bitโฆ I donโt think about Americansโ financial situation.โ
I canโt believe he actually said this. What a surreal and unbelievable statement from a president.
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May 12
Jeffrey Epstein survivor Miss Rosa, just eviscerated the Trump Administration for releasing her name to the public 500 times.
"I kept my identity protected as Jane Doe. I Woke up one day with my name mentioned over 500 times,while the rich and powerful remain protected by redactions. My name was exposed to the world. Now reporters from across the globe contact me. I cannot live without looking over my shoulder. I can only imagine the long-term impact this mistake will have on my life."
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But hey the economy, right?
May 5
โHe r*ped me.โ
โDonald Trump had r*ped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.โ
โShe was found with her head โblown offโโฆ there was no way it was a su!cide.โ
โฆ.directly from the Epstein files.
Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.
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*FEATURE FILM CASTING CALL*
We are looking for 2 exceptionally talented kids for a feature film. A boy aged 12-14, and a girl aged 9-10.
Those who have previously been suggested are still being considered and donโt need to be resubmitted.
Please share!
#castingcall #casting
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Apr 23
Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?
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Apr 17
Six y/o daughter fell and needed to get stitches. To distract her from the pain I showed her a summary of research on how swearing helps you endure pain. She went back to school the next days and called her teacher a cunt. Cue awkward telephone conversation.
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my mum bragging to me about how her husband cashing in on his Irish heritage and getting an Irish passport means now they can travel, live and work around Europe easily after SHE voted to take that right away from me and my future children is so fucking sick I need a moment๐
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Apr 14
Andrew Harnik of Getty Images has been named the recipient of the WHCA Award for "Excellence in Presidential News Coverage by Visual Journalists" for taking THIS photo.
Put it in the Louvre.
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I'm sure this won't affect the overall quality of upcoming projects *at all*
Apr 14
Disney has laid off nearly the entire visual development team at Marvel Studios.
Only a skeleton crew remains in place to coordinate hiring on a per-project basis.
(Source: forbes.com/sites/robsalkowitโฆ)
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