Texas A&M '11. Perpetually dehydrated and overly caffeinated. Olympic hopeful. He/him. Blocked by @peta.

Joined February 2012
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GEORGIA ELIMINATES TEXAS FROM THE MCWS πŸ”₯
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What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?
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my mayor muslim my bagel jewish the pope's on our side knicks in five let's all tune into the nypd scanner now...
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you're welcome, world (adding #influencer to my resume)
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There isn't nearly enough contrast in the scorebug with this combo of the teal background and white numerals. The numerals need to be black. Had to zoom in with my phone to read it off the TV at this bar. @FOXSports @FWC26Dallas
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There isn't nearly enough contrast in the scorebug with this combo of the teal background and white numerals. The numerals need to be black. Had to zoom in with my phone to read it off the TV at this bar. @FOXSports @FWC26Dallas
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Jun 11
SPORTS!!!
THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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Start windows are assigned to one of four time slot options (EARLY/AFTER/NIGHT/FLEX) for all SEC-controlled football matchups. Exact start times and network designations will be announced in-season as the games approach this fall. πŸ—“οΈ SECSports.com/fbtv
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Matt retweeted
Texas Tech has a choice. No one is forcing the Red Raiders to play Brendan Sorsby. They are not backed into a corner. They can take his recovery seriously and support him by keeping him around/engaged with the program but NOT play him in games. It shouldn't be a tough call.
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BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!
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Braden!!!!!
It. Is. Happening. So many happy tears. I just have no words right now. Going to enjoy every moment watching his dreams come true. πŸ₯Ή See you on the Southside Chicago!!
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Death. Taxes. And the Big 12 having a spineless, ineffective, commissioner.
Statement on behalf of Commissioner Brett Yormark.
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So this will be a real feature now, right?
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98 Percenter β€” Jun 8 🟩🟩🟩🟩 98percenter.com
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A photo of the greatest athlete to ever wear a #10 jersey, and also Lionel Messi.
Elite Company
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I can't imagine this possibly backfiring ever in any way at all
The BBC reports that the American FBI has been ordered to stop investigating Osama bin Laden and his family due to fear of damaging the United States’s relationship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
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Absolutely absurd.
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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Wow a lot of cool options in here
You can now control the crowd theme in CFB 27.
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The 10 Most Delusional Fanbases in College Football
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.@TAMUPolice may finally have some worthy competition on Twitter...
05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
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I have no confidence that we're moving in the right direction.
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