Ma vie n’est qu’un instant, une heure passagère… (sainte Thérèse de Lisieux)
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The Tartan Army march to Fenway Park. One of the greatest sights you’ll ever see 🏴❤️
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I even got the linking r in there
I am not 100% sure whether /a/ should be used where I have /ɑ/ and vice versa (you could get away with /a/ just like I am lazy about /r/ quality)
But I think this is good enough for a joke
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I spared absolutely every expense to make this video
But it’s always a lot of fun putting on the accent of 1) someone 30 years older 2) a working-class guy (I’ve met younger guys with the strong accent), it’s H O M E
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yall SSRIs can affect an important part of marriage but also make others more suitable for marriage
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My take on a paper airplane (sub Campari for Aperol, using an American nocino for the amaro)
Really complex: sour, a bit orangey, a little brightness from lemon, depth from the nocino
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This reminds me that some friends road tripped from OH to New Orleans
At a New Orleans Waffle House one guy didn’t turn the menu over and repeatedly asked if they had waffles
(He’s now a priest and we’re happy for him and thankful too)
Jun 12
Late night snack in New Orleans at Waffle House again. Unfortunately we had to eat in the parking lot this time because they closed the dining area and only allowed takeaway.
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okay
whew
Catholics (all people actually) should understand that physical intimacy need not be sexual/always lead to sexual intercourse
But making out having intended to not finish from the outset is more problematic, married or not
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You can stop, I’m not saying to keep going or to hurt your spouse (the wife, I mean)
But sorry the moral law is clear here: the part in quotation marks is actually correct but vulgar in the context originally described
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Inshallah
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women be like "im just a girl" and then exhibit the leadership and organizational skills to execute a coup and maintain control of a small nation.
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Fujimori and the Knicks both had historical comebacks this week
Just saying!
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Matthew Roth retweeted
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it’s sunday. go to church.
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Jun 14
New York is the New York of America — Eric Adams, probably
Jun 14
Finally, New York is the center of the world
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Jun 13
Unfortunately an acquaintance who has but regularly uninstalls hinge calls the not very nice men that she matches with the Unhinged List
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dating app for weird and whimsical people called unhinge
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Jun 13
I’m never going into business with friends
Jun 12
Please stop going into business with your friends without written agreements. You are always one (1) drunken fist fight away from calling lawyers
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Jun 13
fine moby-dick Summer it is (I tried last year and was a quitter)
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