Marketing & Promotions professional. Huge Nerd. I probably won't respond to you.
Joined April 2011
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Jun 10
Hey Twitter. Do you think Fable can create a MS Word replacement so I dont have to pay the monthly subscription any longer?
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May 20
Rublicans cheated then, they're cheating now and they will cheat in November.
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May 18
I was chatting with ChatGPT on my walk home from Chipotle and things took a turn...
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May 9
We don't hate the ruling class enough.
Fetterman's brain is just as swiss cheese as Trump's.
Dan Crenshaw says "who cares" about the world dealing with the Strait of Hormuz.
Donna Brazile covers for Fetterman when he can't answer a question.
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May 7
Valerie Cherish on Hot Ones was the funniest thing I've ever seen on television. #TheComeback
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Apr 30
Watching Survivor these days is like watching that South Park episode where the entire town is obsessed with smelling their own farts.
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Apr 26
"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."
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Apr 20
When someone explains to me the rules of a new 4 hour boardgame
Apr 20
When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.
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Mar 31
I repeatedly tell Amazon Alexa AI to stop asking me follow-up questions (I find it extremely annoying). It always says "of course, no more follow up" and then follows up on my next question.
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Mar 27
If Howard's guitar playing is all the @sternshow is now, may as well retire. Talking about this every show is mind numbingly boring.
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Mar 20
Crimson Desert may be the most polarizing game we've had in years. I'm really enjoying it, but there are definitely some glaring issues (menu UI and inventory management primarily).
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Mar 19
I would have thrown that challenge just so I didnt have to go to a Zac Brown concert #survıvor2026
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Mar 18
Absorbing all the Crimson Desert reviews and I'm taking everything with a grain of salt. This is what they thought of DA Veilguard. I'm HYPED to check it out tomorrow!
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Mar 14
I really had forgotten just how bad that ending of Game of Thrones is. Bran taking king is so monumentally stupid while Jon is the legitimate heir. Grey Worm not having executed him. Just really, really dumb.
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