For Matthew: 🎂

I’m sorry but this is the most iconic American home style

equine = in the manner of a horse bovine = in the manner of a cow porcine = in the manner of a pig asinine = in the manner of an ass

I don’t understand a word but I can’t stop laughing.. 😂

someone asked about trunk space and they sold it in the best possible method we have ever seen

When you’re talking about underrated 80s flicks, I’m putting in a vote for Running Scared. Even had Michael McDonald on the theme song, just a tour de force.

Listening to Art Garfunkel sing Scarborough Fair at 80 years old gave me goosebumps. That golden voice never fades… What a legend! 🫶🫶

I was supposed to leave for Milan tomorrow night. It’s a small potatoes loss for me amid a devastating time for so many of us, but this picture just broke my heart. @Lescarpenter, @barrysvrluga and @RickMaese are going to give it everything they have over there, I know that.

Tech support to the rescue... A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications and intimacy, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate The response: Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me. html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck! Tech Support

The nation mourns the passing of John Kinsel Sr., a significant historical figure and one of the last Navajo Code Talkers to serve. He reached the remarkable age of 107, carrying with him nearly a century of memory and service. As part of the most important communications unit of WWII, Kinsel delivered messages that Japanese intelligence never managed to decipher, codes that became a key element in Pacific operations. On Iwo Jima, he moved under enemy fire, an act of bravery that earned him the Purple Heart. His life is a priceless legacy: a voice that once saved lives is now an enduring part of our nation's history.

Team Canada reportedly may choose between Connor Bedard and Tom Wilson for an Olympic spot 😳 Who makes your roster? 🤔

Check out this lob pass from Ryan Strome! 👀

What would you name this lion? 😅

If you need a smile.. 😊 Sound on

The HEART OF AMERICAN ENERGY is coal! Powering American industries and homes, providing 19% of America’s electricity, generating 24/7 energy—coal has fueled our nation for centuries and will for years to come! bit.ly/45Fo4PB

What NHL opinion will have you like this

Cats hidden talent: Voice Actor 🎤

I’m autistic with ADHD. Yeah, it fucked up my life in a lot of ways. Unfinished projects. Chaos. Burnout. Breakdowns. But if someone offered me a pill to “cure” it or paid me millions, I’d still refuse. You think this is a disorder? This is a frequency most of you can’t even tune into. Neurotypicals built the world like a spreadsheet. And now it’s flatlining. RFK Jr wants to register people like me like we’re defective code. He thinks autism is a disease to eliminate. I got news for him. Eliminate us and you eliminate Tesla, Da Vinci, Newton, Van Gogh, Kubrick. You wipe out the very mutation that makes evolution worth a damn. I’m not saying I’m a genius like Tesla or Da Vinci. I’m not even close. But we are wired differently. That’s a fact. This is the Hyparadox of Bioethics. You want to help non-verbal kids and severely disabled people, good. But you don’t get to erase the minds that wired the universe together. There’s a thin line between compassion and genetic cleansing. And right now that line is being crossed. I’m all in for science and tech. I support AI. CRISPR. Even Neuralink. But only if it’s done with real ethics and real nuance. And with Musk running the circus? Forget it. Musk is absolutely on the spectrum. He used to be a brilliant jerk. Now he’s just a hyper-jerk on a power trip. He doesn’t understand neurodivergence. He exploits it. Just look at how he treats his users. Then tell me he gets complexity. I support genetic engineering to help non-verbal kids and people with autism who truly need it. But it has to be done right. With precision. With ethics. Not some one-size-fits-all brain surgery for being different. This is what Hyparadox Theory was made for. To expose shit like this. You think you’re fixing humanity. You’re amputating the soul of it.