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Jun 15
Fucking hell
Ross Wilson has the rebuild of a generation on his hands and Eddie Howe as his manager and emperor. We are fucked lads lets be honest. Once Tonali goes, along with Gordon we have a squad closer to Hull City than any team in the top 6 and that's just stone cold facts. #NUFC
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Jun 12
Joel are we getting cocks out and helicoptering the fuck out of them?
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Jun 11
Didn't stop a fully laiden Boeing 757 though....
Jun 11
STATEMENT:
The Pentagon has sophisticated systems to ensure the safety of the building and its occupants. Those systems have detected an air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures until we determine its significance.
The Department is executing standard protection protocols, including a shelter-in-place order for the affected area. Response teams are in place and ready to support building occupants.
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Jun 10
You just have to shout cattlegrid back at the PTI.
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Knew I recognised him!
Jun 10
This blokes gone into Love Island tonight. Hope he’s took the dressing gown
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Jun 10
Paddy 'Fucking' McGuinness on the radio. I blame Peter Kay for this. He wheeled a Trojan Horse up to the gates of British light entertainment and hundreds of Paddy McGuinnesses spilled out and went on an apparently unstoppable rampage after it was dragged inside.
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For when there is room for racism. 😂
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Jun 10
I reckon this is how Adam P cooks his meals
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Jun 10
Looks like my last phone screen after I dropped it
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Jun 10
Vindalooooooo vindaloooooo na na!
Mexico to win it and Brazil to flop?! 🤯
Big John’s made some BIG predictions for this summer!
@Johnfis08605918
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Jun 10
Anyone after a cheap shirt, the lads in the clock have already lifted a fair amount 😂
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Hi from Germany! Wearing a normal, plan t-shirt right now! Good luck with your search :D
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Jun 9
Seen some bollocks on here from Americans lately but saying we don't wear t-shirts in Europe surely has to be one of the most stupid takes so far.
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Jun 9
Someone remove the oxygen from the studio please.
Jun 9
🔴 "He could resurrect #MUFC."
👀 "Any player would dream of playing for United, far more than playing for Man City."
❌ "No one dreams of playing for Enzo Maresca!"
Rory Jennings explains why top players would still prefer to play for Man United than Man City...
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