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Me and my friends. Yes I made weird little guys for my friends that hang out with the blue frog
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Honk shoooo honk shooooo
This morning at the White House...
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Oh no
It's Sekhmet Saturday! Traveling around the world before heading to Palpagos at July 10th
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Iconic
Fixed it ok? ❤️‍🩹
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Matts Bean Machine retweeted
Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets:
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THANK YOU ❤️ Into my collection it goes
Here you go @Matts_Beans your stuff looks really cool and drew two expression for the frog! Hope you like it! ^w^
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Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss. I have other plans.
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Saving this on my phone for when i get checked at TSA
Got another raise
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It would be very funny. Not the death. His fans reactions to the death will make it funny. Case in point :
Hassan Piker has been included on the official White House government website page for Left-wing Lunacy It cites him as lamenting Trump being alive and remarking that it would be "pretty funny" if he died
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The “modern day philosophers” leaving us to deal with their garbage jokes
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I always confuse Platner with Palantir
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Oh hell yeah

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Oh lord lmao
Replying to @GermanErwachen
He?
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This is why you need a productive hobby beyond video games. Exercise, art….something that provides enrichment. Otherwise you turn into a sad sack of shit.
Asmongold started stressing after realizing he’s 36 and doesn’t have a girlfriend “I’m going to bed at 2 am. On my day off I washed my car and did lawn work.. I fed the birds… This is getting bad guys.”
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twitch.tv/mattsbeans im stealing your pills
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I kinda love the idea of everyone in this thread arguing about male attractiveness when none of them have any lasting social interactions with the wimmenz.
the two straightest men you know
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Me whenever Asmongold is mentioned
LMAOOOOOOO asmongold outing himself has hasan in a GREAT mood today
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