Lover of Philly and Rutgers sports and professional procurer of barbecued meat and craft beer/liquor of all kinds. Eagles are 2x SB Champs, so deal with it.
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Philly literally is a real life GTA city these days. This is what the @6abc Action News Montage should be for real. @SS5Ghaleon11 we also have the real life Ron Burgundy with Jim Gardner.
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“Is Philadelphia really as fucking wild as people exaggerate it to be?”
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Did you know that a majority of World Cup games are being played on New Jersey grass?
Over half the tournament's pitches were grown by experts at Rutgers University. Only the best Jersey grass for the best players in the world!
The grass at @FIFAWorldCup 2026™ is backed by Rutgers University's world-renowned Center for Turfgrass Science. Ten of the tournament's 16 official pitches will feature natural turfgrasses bred by university experts.
⚽ MORE: ow.ly/R0b750Z91Ki
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NFL teams interviewing sorsby about his claim that he's done gambling
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The main takeaway of the Texas Tech saga is what an astonishingly poor attorney Ken Paxton is.
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I’ll have a Sprite. In a sealed bottle.
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There's something truly heartwarming about watching Ecuador fans and Ivory Coast fans playing flip cup in the Linc parking lots.
This is what the rest of the World Cup is missing out on by not allowing tailgating. Philadelphia has done it right
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The Scots are fucking awesome.
‘We tripled St. Patrick’s Day’: Patrons drank so much beer this weekend that Boston bars ran out trib.al/AKHZbir
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‘We tripled St. Patrick’s Day’: Patrons drank so much beer this weekend that Boston bars ran out trib.al/AKHZbir
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Can we get Austin Powers 4 please?
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We need him to become the Sixers ambassador or something
Still cracking up that the “Spurs fan”who was trying to fight everyone on site was just some dude from Philly
😂😂😂😂
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Dylan Raiola has a chance to do the funniest thing:
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The best god damn lawyer in America.
Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.
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The summer equivalent of March Madness.
The World Cup group stage is honestly so similar to college basketball champ week
3 months ago I was glued to my TV watching Cal Baptist vs Utah Valley in the WAC tourney at 11 PM on a weekday
Now I’m doing the same exact thing but this time it’s Iran vs New Zealand
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Yes. Next question.
are stadiums in europe built out of mud and old cabbage or something
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today has been a complete and total victory for World Cup expansionist propaganda. make it 64 teams, it’s a “world” cup for a reason.
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Why are we playing the early game on a weekday as hosts?
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Brazilian fans brought the noise in their nation’s World Cup opener in New York. Philly, we’re next. ebx.sh/uUtSIV
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Brian Wilson.
Name a forgotten MLB Closer.
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