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Bill retweeted
I’m going to @MaxGreyCat’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? x.com/i/spaces/1qGvvvMgQojGB
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Jun 11
Sounds legit 👇
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Congratulations to George Floyd for being 6 years drug free.
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Seems legit 👇
People with rifles were involved in 401 deaths last year. Constipation killed 901....... Being full of shit, like liberals, kills more people than rifles!
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In the last hour the Philippines has been hit with major earthquakes and aftershocks. The first was 7.8. The next 11 range from 3.7 to 6.4. Tsunami warnings of 10’ waves have been issued. Several buildings collapsed. Extent of the damage is not yet known.
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So much for a peace deal. Iran sent four ballistic missiles into Israel. Trump is pissed. Netanyahu is wanting the green light to respond. Airspace closed over Iran and Iraq currently. Is anyone even surprised?🙄
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Ticks in Nebraska @KStep1107 Oh no 😂 @TremellingFarm when you see this on your tractor what are they?
Nebraska ticks 🤮
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Here we go!
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Does anyone still watch this crap? 🤔
Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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May 31
lol 😂 This is not how you solve a Rubik’s 👇
When you want to impress your friends but you can only memorize four moves. 😂🧩 HOW TO SOLVE A RUBIK CUBE ​COOL OR NOT? ​#RubiksCube #LifeHacks #Puzzles #MindBlown #Satisfying
Community note
The method shown only returns a cube to solved if it was scrambled using the reverse of the same repeating sequence; it does not solve a randomly scrambled Rubik's Cube. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik's… youtube.com/watch?v=il5oEP…
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May 28
Not sure if they will get this through the house as federal law prohibits printing any living person to be on currency.
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May 28
How can the governor of Virginia have any say over folks at Virginia Tech? Well, the governor gets to appoint the governing body called the VT board of visitors. This group is responsible for hiring the university president, setting tuition and fees and approving the budget etc. Virginia governor fired the rector of VT board this morning and replaced him with some lady from Northern Virginia. The reason he was fired isn’t clear. 🤷‍♂️
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Correction, it happened yesterday and was announced this morning.
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May 28
Whose going just to see Milli Vanilli? 😂
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