I get things for funny people
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May 27
Good reminder to only fill your Stanley/Yeti cup with COLD Lava.
HOT lava still a work in progress.
May 26
Stanley and Yeti cups finally got the test they deserved. 1600°C settled the debate
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Apr 22
📍 Night of Champions
Can’t wait to celebrate our #SB50 team tonight with @OmahaProd! 🏆
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Apr 2
This is very cool. Will you vote for us please?
It’s democracy.
And if we win, I will thank every single one of you, by name, in my acceptance speech.
Apr 2
NFL Classics: After Further Review with @KyleBrandt is nominated for a @TheWebbyAwards!
VOTE NOW: wbby.co/57596N
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4 Dec 2025
I’d take a Spotify-wrapped-style summary for so many apps.
Waze? Absolutely
Venmo? Love it
DoorDash? Sure
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2 Nov 2025
imagine how fucking cool it must be to be mookie betts
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30 Sep 2025
A moment for all of our smaller sponsors… couldn’t have done Breakfast at Bethpage without you.
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17 Sep 2025
This is the actual cancel culture everyone claims to hate so much. deadline.com/2025/09/nexstar…
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13 Aug 2025
I would kill for Western Michigan vs. Bowling Green right now.
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10 Jul 2025
WHY NOT US?!
Happy with how this one came out from start to finish. Big team effort! @jacksrail @MaxMirkin
10 Jul 2025
It's Worldwide launch day! Time to Bring Glory Home.
Which program will you choose? #CFB26
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10 Jul 2025
It's Worldwide launch day! Time to Bring Glory Home.
Which program will you choose? #CFB26
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12 Jul 2024
Another Omaha Productions and NFL Films hit: RECEIVER is now the No. 1 show on Netflix, just like QUARTERBACK was last summer.
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9 Jul 2024
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1 Jan 2024
It’s 2024 and we have Batman shampoo but STILL no Conditioner Gordon.
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9 Jun 2023
When I call back Domino’s a second time to let them know it’s been over an hour and my pizza still hasn’t been delivered.
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1 Dec 2023
Come for the beer, stay for the Omaha audible @budlight
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26 Sep 2023
If you put a few over-the-hill actors and a classic rock song in an action movie trailer I’m going to see the movie.
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The ManningCast third host auditions were star-studded 🤩
(via @OmahaProd)
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14 Jul 2023
A strong start for the NFL’s first project with Netflix and the latest venture for Peyton Manning’s Omaha Productions: “Quarterback” is now the No. 1 show on Netflix.
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2 May 2023
Writers deserve more respect. People worship actors, but they’re nothing without writers. Writing is harder than acting. There are child actors. There are no child writers.
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18 Oct 2022
Why does every one of these quotes sound like Al Pacino?
17 Oct 2022
NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite quote from today's presser
Pick your fighter:
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