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3 Feb 2024
Would you rather JJ McCarthy or Bailey Zappe as QB next year.
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You were born in Uganda and became a citizen in 2018
Jun 14
.@NYCMayor said he didn’t go to sleep til 3:45a following the #Knicks win.
“We’ve been waiting for this for 53 years, and it just feels like the entire city is alive. The biggest city in the country feels like the smallest town in the world.”
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Jun 13
you got to fundamentally misunderstand what the Celtics do on offense to think getting Giannis doesn't make any basketball sense
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I don't think anyone ever went to hell for eating meat on a Friday, but I think some people have gone to heaven because they didn't.
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My team really got its best WR since Randy Moss
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May 28
4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
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May 29
The same media members that were slandeding Tatum in 2024 haven’t said a word about SGA’s efficiency this series
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May 27
tatum playoff runs were hilarious. it got to the point where if he didn’t shoot 50% from the field everyone would just scrap it and call it a bad game. never seen anything like it
May 26
Jayson Tatum in the ECF two years ago:
30.3 PPG (led team)
10.3 RPG (led team)
6.3 APG (led team)
1.3 SPG
46/31/79%
Didn’t win ECF MVP.
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May 25
No.
Sacred Heart of Jesus Month begins in one week.
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My nuanced Harrison take:
It was reasonable to believe, and remains so, that Early and Tolle will be better MLB starters than Harrison. He’s been better this year so far.
The problem: asset management. Trading Harrison for an actual power bat was the move. That’s what stings.
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May 17
If the Sox were a league average offense (4.5 runs per game) their record would be....
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May 3
Archbishop Says Pro-Abortion Catholics Should be Denied Communion Because “Abortion is Evil” buff.ly/OTcxCWt
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May 3
7 wanna be the reason they win and it’s making him the reason they’re losing
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i’m just confused how Jaylen Brown has such good PR with the casuals and media, he got put in MVP conversations with SGA and gets propped over Tatum when he’s never been better than him for a single second of their careers
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I think a lot of people didn't realize how hateable this guy is until he started doing a lot of interviews and press conferences this season.
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May 2
Jaylen Brown spent all season calling himself "The best two-way player in the sport"
That means he's the one under the most pressure tonight. Can't just say it, need to show it.
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Apr 29
His injury just allowed yall to watch him without any agendas.
Apr 29
Is Jayson Tatum the first player to come back BETTER after an achilles injury? 👀
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