Joined October 2009
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Mayson retweeted
Norm MacDonald deserves legendary status ๐Ÿคฃ
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My kid vapes but heโ€™s only allowed the ones with no screen on it
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All Time Low ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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๐Ÿ˜‚ at those Cup Classic shoes. Tin Man looking ass shit
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Freedom 250 brought to you by Saudi Arabia ๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ™ซ Now Playing on @nugsnet: โ€œAll Good Now Festival, Columbia, MDโ€ by Widespread Panic, from 6/14/2026, 7:00โ€ฏPM ๐ŸŽถ: All Good Now Festival, Columbia, MD ๐ŸŽธ: Widespread Panic 2nu.gs/4vJdkuN

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Mayson retweeted
BATMAN JUST PULLED UP READY TO SAVE THE CITY.
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Knicks fans and that army of Brazilians are gonna meet on the streets tonight and fuse together like two storms becoming a supercell
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Blue Indian rips
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Venus light is rising, I lay my buckets inside the shed
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My horses eyes are glassy
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Seinfeld canโ€™t high five people because of germs ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Over heard from coworker โ€œhey do you need any help?โ€ Other coworker โ€œwhoโ€™s to say reallyโ€ YOU MF ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mayson retweeted
Replying to @bad_takes
amen
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Tornado warning fuckin with my dinner preparation
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The scissor lift ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This hockey game is dope
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๐Ÿ˜‚ this is dumb
What a shot!
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What a shot!
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