Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment

Joined December 2009
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Connor McMahon retweeted
.@Airbnb completely failed us. 13 out-of-town guests left stranded, hours on the phone with zero real help, no effort to rebook us, and all they offer is a $200 voucher? This is beyond unacceptable. Do better. @AirbnbHelp
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Connor McMahon retweeted
from ladd keenan to u like repost to win
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special edition k mack repost to win
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k mack signed this just for u repost to win ⚡️#ProBowlVote @FiftyDeuce
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Connor McMahon retweeted
who wants it ?? 1 repost = 1 vote ⚡️️#ProBowlVote @rdsl8r
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“Idk what he’s saying but I fucking like it”
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just dropped 🛹 like repost to win
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“The best ability is adaptability” “Or disability. You get a parking pass.”
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“I can’t decide if I like being drunk or on molly more”
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“Woah, my snot made the shape of Africa”
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“El Torito is the Applebees of Mexican food.”
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“We have the cream pie mancake in the back”
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“Balls or not”
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“I keep my shame in my dick”
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“I’ll check her thyroid”
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“If there’s one thing I know, it’s the Middle East”
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“The Palm Springs ambience. Classy yet horny.”
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“I could do vegetarian for a meal. Like cereal or something.”
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“I would break every chair on the planet so you would have to use my face as a seat”
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“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”
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