Jack of All Trades, Master of Some

Joined May 2009
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You make an inch of progress every day, as long as you keep grinding.
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Don’t stop at UFC. Give me Roman Reigns and John Cena in a no holds barred match inside the actual White House.
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WRESTLEMANIA AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN?
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The walkouts are crazy. 🤣 You're walking through and out of the fucking White House escorted by police officers and surrounded by military at salute. #UFCFreedom250
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Trump: "..Nordics? Wow... you guys must have some powerful stuff. Do you have something called.. forcefields? I'd love to borrow it for our southern border. We have so many illegal aliens... no offense.. coming into our country. The fake news won't tell you this, but it's true."
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Trump: "Wow, you guys are so pale. You should try my tan. We call it.. tanning spray. It's incredible stuff. It makes me look fantastic, quite frankly." Nordics: "..."
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The fact that Halo is allowed to be on PlayStation is a sign of the end times.
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I just caught myself arguing with an AI and now all I picture is me on my porch at 83 years old in my wheelchair arguing with robots.
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I feel like there is more going on with these cosmetics than they are letting on. There's got to be more to it than just skins in Campaign. It just seems odd to me. #HaloCampaignEvolved
• Standard Edition – $49.99 • Premium Edition – $69.99 • Collector’s Edition – $199.99 #HaloCampaignEvolved
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I haven't pre-ordered something that fast in over a decade. I just about blew out my hip when I saw it go live. 🤣
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Pre-order the #HaloCE Collector's Edition right now and get: 🎮 Halo: CE Premium Edition 👑 12” Master Chief Statue 🛡️ Collectible Steelbook® 💻 Cortana Data Chip ⚔️The Foundry & Alpha Halo Armory Packs 🎨 3 Concept Art Prints 📚 Printed Game Manual 📖 Digital Art book & Short Story 👀 Up to Five Days Early Access
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Is Xbox back, bros? Is the feeling back?
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I'VE WAITED 10,000 YEARS FOR A NEW SPYRO GAME I CANT BELIEVE IT
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Excuse me, @Windows, my mouse pointer's size is just fine. Don't judge. 😭
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This is it. We are truly not alone. #UAPFiles #XFiles #UFO #Aliens
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Do it anyway, @CodyRhodes. Solid Snake style. An eye patch was the first thing I thought of when I saw that eye. Would look (big) boss.
Cody Rhodes revealed that after WrestleMania 42, he wanted to show up on RAW and SmackDown wearing an eye patch, turning his injury into part of his character. However, Triple H immediately shut the idea down. (via SportsCenter)
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I'm still so confused. #WrestleMania
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Strap the rocket to Oba's back and launch him to the heavens. Certified STAR. #WWERAW
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It goes without saying, but the plot has definitely been lost a long time ago.
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If this photo doesn't give you a reminder and a sense of perspective, then I pray for you that it does. This beautiful marble is our home. Earth. It has held us through it all. Our history has been made here. This is everything we have. The dots you see are countless stars, each with their own unique solar system. If you put yourself in any of those solar systems, looking out; our Sun, the bright host of our solar system, would be just another dot. Think about that for a minute, if you haven't before. We truly are so small and so insignificant to it all. But our potential? Limitless. This mission around our moon is proof enough of that. Yet, here we are, in spite of our collective human ingenuity and tenacity, continuing to destroy ourselves over meaningless and petty differences. We must find a way to put an end to this. Or else it will end us. We are the creation of our own sin. Our own pain and punishment. Victims of circumstances that are of our own. We need to take ownership of that. Everything that we've done has led to this. We write the story together, through generations. We've shown time and again throughout our short history that if we come together, we are unstoppable together. We succeed together because we truly do need each other and all of our unique differences. We need to admit it; that is our strength. This picture shows me that we must do that now. Our destiny is in the heavens. In the stars. It's the only way that we can ensure our future and survival. To be, at the very least, a little more than insignificant. If we continue down this path, we may undo it all and will never manifest our destiny together among the stars. The mark we have been given the tools to make, so graciously from this breathtaking marble, will forever be lost. This is our Earth. It gives us everything just as much as it holds our everything. We must do what we can to ensure that it stays that way. For our future. Together.
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This is a visual representation of what depression truly feels like.
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Enjoying #Marathon so far. Its the typical @Bungie greatness you'd expect. The gameplay (especially gunplay), lore, art style, and environments are solid. No surprise to me, as these are all of the things they've known how to cook up good since forever ago. My only wish is that this was more than an Extraction shooter. Call me old school, but I would've loved traditional Arena PvP and a Campaign. All of the ingredients are there for both and it would be fantastic.
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