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President Petty McTwoyearold strikes again
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Melissa Nelson πΊπΈπ§π¨π¦πΊπ¦ππ retweeted
Biden at 80. Trump at 80.
One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health.
The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors.
Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. π
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Ha I just got a severe thunderstorm warning on Alexa supposed to last until 11pm! Golly gee wouldnβt that be a shame
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venueβs massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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I have decided that the little flashes of light I see out of the corner of my eye are fairies! π§ π§ π§ββοΈ Because finally getting my own little Tinker Belle is much more exciting than having old lady retinal changes!
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Melissa Nelson πΊπΈπ§π¨π¦πΊπ¦ππ retweeted
Jesus didnβt build a grand arena to hold gladiator fights for his own amusement.
That was Caesar.
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889 days until the next presidential election! 143 days until the midterms!
Remember if you think everything going on is nonsense.. your vote is your voice. Use it!! Donβt pay attention to whether your district is red or blue..vote the way YOU want to vote!!
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Itβs really hard to feel sorry for MAGAdonias who voted for him..the first time was one thing but seriously whatβs that saying? Fool me once shame on you fool me 80,000 times shame on me! They knew who Trump was and they just didnβt care!!?
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You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.
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Ugh 97% of New Yorkers are celebrating peacefully and just having fun.. but there are always 3% who gotta be dicks! Sigh! Anyone yay Knicks
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Melissa Nelson πΊπΈπ§π¨π¦πΊπ¦ππ retweeted
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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START SPREADING THE NEWSβΌοΈ
NEW YORK IS BACK ON TOP π
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Yay Knicks!!!
BREAKING: The New York Knicks win their first NBA championship in 53 years, beating the San Antonio Spurs 94-90 in Game 5. bit.ly/4osseDf
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The NBA Champion New York Knicks!! Woot woot congratulations NY!!!!
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The definition of elect a clown and get a circus!!
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This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.
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890 days until the next presidential election! 144 days until the midterms!
Remember if you think everything going on is nonsense.. your vote is your voice. Use it!! Donβt pay attention to whether your district is red or blue..vote the way YOU want to vote!!
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Awww I used to love his reviews
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Breaking News: Gene Shalit, who peppered his film reviews with puns and wry wit on NBCβs βTodayβ show for decades, has died at 100. nyti.ms/4otc38W
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Why do I feel like Trump will show up Sunday in a toga and a tie?
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Please tell me this is AI because they look like super baddies from an old Star Trek!
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Sorry Donny but the Kennedy Center is simply the Kennedy Center now and forever! So suck it!!
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One thing I love about Baltimore is people vote! Early voting for a Democratic primary on a Friday and there was a line! Love it!!
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