I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.
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15 Jun 2017
At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.
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Mystery potato hovering over Colorado reported in latest UFO files mrf.lu/9w5h
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May 28
HOW the scarecrow became sentient is not important.
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Here's a nice picture of Isabella Rossellini with a cat on her head #Caturday
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Jun 10
When you take a medication that's advertised on TV, it's like having a celebrity in the house.
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Jun 10
She's a seven but the movie
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) - Frame 2002 of 8106
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Shredded wheat isn't immoral or anything but it freaks me out.
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Merlin bird app just identified a Mourning Dove, a Northern Mockingbird, and an 87 Nissan Sentra with rod knock.
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Lobsters and monkeys don't start out as friends but there's only so many animals that can hold a zookeeper at knife point.
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Jun 5
I thought the Family Dollar cashier loved me because she kept laughing at everything I said, but it turns out she doesn’t speak English and was merely being polite. I made a “whoops, sorry” gesture, and now her manager says we are to be wed in the morrow.
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the doctor showing me a scan of my brain: you see this gray matter? there’s a fold right there that has developed from years & years of you thinking about candy canes.
me, eating a candy cane: speaking of that, i almost drowned in a vat of guacamole yesterday.
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Jun 4
Fireworks are just harmless fun, you say. Tell that to my friend, Ronny Dunbar. Except you CAN'T because he lives in Phoenix now.
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Those hybrid fruits are part of a plot to make me wear overalls.
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Jun 3
Support Your Local Sheriff
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On Clint's birthdate: James Dean and Elvis weren't born yet. Wonder Bread started selling sliced bread a year prior. Chocolate chip cookies didn't exist. Picasso was the same age as Charlize Theron right now. The first documented high five wouldn't occur for another 46 years.
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