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19 Sep 2024
My theory is that the designers making all these slick marketing graphics are kept away from the people making the software at all costs. Armed guards are involved. Whatever happens, this joy and whimsy cannot touch the actual software
19 Sep 2024
Microsoft's new illustration style
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22 Aug 2024
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22 Aug 2024
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I often think about this tweet
Replying to @OAlexanderDK
This is insane. You don't even need to confuse the AI to generate these images. Releasing this as an actual paid product, without any safety net, is going to result in an expensive legal battle for X and Elon Musk.
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Matej Samler - NOT USED retweeted
walked past a man playing Elden Ring on the sidewalk in San Francisco. this is the last shred of art culture left in this city!!!
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30 Jul 2024
> Raised $1.9M > Spent $1.8M of it on a domain > Built a bluetooth microphone that listens to everything that you say and sends it to a ChatGPT wrapper > Dystopia activated I hate it here
30 Jul 2024
introducing friend. not imaginary. order now at friend.com
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Replying to @usrbinishan
not only does it convert back losslessly it also has the noise removed
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still gotta edit together a proper video but here’s a preview of the monstrosity.
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The entire arena is JUMPING for Czechia‼️

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Wordle 1 000 🎉 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle1000
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Příjde mi crazy, že kavárny jsou plný lidí, jejichž pracovní popis je "emaily"
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lolololol
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I was in college when AirPods came out and first adopters were ridiculed for how goofy they looked. I was in high school when the Apple Watch came out and first adopters were ridiculed for paying $800 to tell the time. I was in middle school when the iPad came out and reviewers made fun of how it sounded like a feminine hygiene product. I can understand kids having these ridicule takes about a new product category, but it’s weird for adults to still believe their self respect can beat out their dopamine addictions despite years of evidence to the contrary. You’re not that strong. You will fold after the first time you experience a strong emotion in the headset. I still remember my first aha moment for the iPhone 3GS. One of our family friends had got one and he let me play around with it while him and my dad drank coffee the porch. I went on the App Store and found a table tennis game. Then I got an air hockey game. Then I found a flight simulator. I opened the Stocks app. It dawned on me that this little box had solved the software discoverability problem, that I would never need to go to Best Buy again to get the next version of McAfee or whatever. At that point I knew this weird rectangle was going to be a big deal. Who cares how stupid holding this thing made me look. I’m the main character in my own life and I will have fun and there is nothing anyone else can do about it. I will always prioritize my entertainment over my conformance, and you will too, even if you don’t know it yet. Regardless, it is very funny to see the person next to me on the subway quote tweeting this video of the guy wearing Vision Pro on the subway being like “ugh, can you believe this? Does this idiot not realize how ridiculous he looks? And he paid thousands of dollars for that goofy thing?” Sent, of course, on iPhone.
3 Feb 2024
Working in the NYC subway on the go with Apple Vision Pro?! 🤯🤯
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.@PIDoficialni dobrý den, můžete nějak domluvit řidičům, že by neměli odjíždět že zastávek o 2 minuty dříve, než je napsáno v jízdním řádu? Chápu že se jim nechce stát na místě, ale i za ty 2 minuty se dá docela dojít a pro mě to pak znamená 20 min zpoždění
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Matej Samler - NOT USED retweeted
10 Dec 2023
Four Favorites with Emma Stone, Kathryn Hunter, Mark Ruffalo, Willem Dafoe and Yorgos Lanthimos ✨
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Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom. Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the stars, and magically hit your target. Rest easy,
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3 Feb 2020
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% @lizzo’s biggest fan. #SBLIV
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25 Jun 2023
It is hard to overstate how strong the push for object-oriented programming was. It even bled out into other fields like education (look up "learning objects"). You had to organize your programming projects into hierarchical classes and you would be ridiculed if you did not. Java and C# are a reflection of this era. It took 25 years for the obsession to die down. Basically, the gurus had to be given time to retire. Object-oriented programming can work… but there are serious pitfalls that will make your projects harder to maintain and optimize. Deep inheritance is almost always a disaster. The lesson is: don’t blindly embrace the latest things even if everyone is. Masses will lead you astray. Be critical.
The older you get, the harder to resist saying "I told you so." When OO programming came in, it made no sense to me, and I've never used it. Everyone said I was too old to understand. Thirty years later, everyone's snapping out of it and wondering wtf they'd been thinking.
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