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Flying into LaGuardia. We're 2 mins. from landing. EVERY TV on the plane watching this #Knicks game. FINISH IT! š
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Minneapolis launches planning process for 2050 Plan - Finance & Commerce google.com/url?rct=j&sa=t&urā¦
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A couple of guys are putting up ads for fake tech companies in subway stations and no one can tell the difference
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A large elephant promoting Gov. Greg Abbott urinates heavily at the Texas GOP Convention
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MAGA has always been a white nationalist tantrum masquerading as "economic anxiety"
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this next season of #GameofThrones #HBO is going to suck
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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Here we go. Federal Judges standing up for immi... WHOOPS, nope, corrected...
Federal Judges standing up for big businesses. āļø
Jun 8
JUST IN: A federal judge has ruled Trump's $100,000 H-1B visa fee is an unauthorized tax on businesses and must be vacated. storage.courtlistener.com/reā¦
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The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.
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Imagine there were a person so reckless that their actions led directly to the Ebola outbreak, the screwworm outbreak, and millions of people dying from starvation and AIDS.
Would you invest in that personās company?
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Dead but deportable: US immigration judge signed order to eject teen murder victim - North Carolina judge said Levi Mendez-Maldonado failed to show up in court ā even after being told he had died in 2024 apple.news/AaXzBsqkpQi2LLB_-ā¦
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I moved from Mpls to the suburbs. A 12 miles move. Yesterday the moving truck came. Me & the 3 movers were hard at it for almost 6 hours. I don't think I even sat down until dinner at 8:30pm... Here's how my week looks to fitbit. #steps
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Reminder: 7 weeks ago, Angie Craig was so desperate to persuade delegates ahead of the DFL endorsement that she demanded debates before the convention this weekend
Now sheās shunning the convention and ignoring those voters altogether!
This is the behavior of a losing campaign.
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The only way we can save our democracy is with democracy. And voters should know where candidates stand on the issues. Thatās why Iāve challenged my primary opponent to three debates.
Iām ready to answer the tough questions and show why Iām the fighter our state needs.
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"entering an era of great mismatch" āļø cmon now. We've been steadily marching toward this for decades. #askaneconomist fortune.com/2026/05/22/indeeā¦
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Heās a foreigner š¤”
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There's never been a rich person whose life is this empty. He pays people to play video games for him. He has no relationship with any of his hundred children. He's going to be the first trillionaire by next year and yet somehow has no reason to live.
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There're so many weirdos on #FBmarketplace. I advertised a 100 yrs old vintage sideboard... a rando reaches out to scold me that "THIS IS NOT Jacobean" (It'sJacobean Revival.) š Me: "Ok cool So r u interested?" Her: "No. I just wanted you to know you're wrong."
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Minnesota's housing growth slowed down in 2025 google.com/url?rct=j&sa=t&urā¦
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