I’m almost never serious. Chopped Champion. I enjoy Mayo. Winery owner. Take off your pants. #LGM! What a profile!

Joined November 2011
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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Ticker tape is no longer a thing but recycled shredded paper parade doesn’t sound great.
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The best party in the world is anywhere in NYC right now.
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Needs to be circumcised to prevent infections in the future
Cinépolis ha revelado su vaso de Supergirl
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Beloved WABC Anchor Bill Ritter steps away from the anchor desk; reveals Alzheimer's diagnosis 7ny.tv/qjn7PG
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Oh man. Sad News about Bill Ritter. NYC legend.
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NJ Transit is ready 💪
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Replying to @MetsWes
what is the best way to observe this i am wondering

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Happy NJ Transit trying to get foreigners to the ugliest stadium in the world eve to those who observe.
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This deserves more love.
Victor Wembanyama after missing two clutch free throws and blowing a 29 point lead:
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Victor Wembanyama after missing two clutch free throws and blowing a 29 point lead:
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Someone paid a few hundred thousand dollars to watch that in person and they somehow got their money’s worth
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That was unbelievable. One of the best things we’ve ever seen.
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It’s all I’ve been talking about
Why nobody talking ab how cute anunoby is
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We are so close

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1 of 2: Due to earlier Amtrak overhead wire issues in Penn Station New York, NJ TRANSIT rail service is subject to up to 45-minute delays into and out of Penn Station New York.
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There is nothing that is more inconsistently placed in supermarkets than bread crumbs. Let’s vote on a location as a nation.
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Even if I liked him I would boo the shit out of him tonight. What a fucking disaster.
Replying to @NYPDnews
Starting at 4pm today, vehicular and pedestrian traffic will be closed from West 30th Street to West 35th Street between 6th Avenue and 8th Avenue. No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there.
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I think my favorite tradition right now is when @ThatGuyBry17 declares the Knicks game is over after 30 seconds into the game and the Knicks end up winning. Keep it up
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That was a great basketball game but the Knicks just don’t know how to lose right now.
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Bronx, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens, Manhattan but snowbirds at Del Boca Vista
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