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Michael Harrison @MichaelHComedy
Joined June 2011
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We’re at a weird point in society when Trump attacking right wing podcasters is considered worse for him than being featured 1,000’s of times in the Epstein files #trump #usa #maga
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Whenever someone says a food is good for you, I always wonder what it tastes like with chocolate #foodie #EatingRight #chocolate
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I am starting to think alot of Americans don’t know what a Puerto Rico is! #Halftime #BadBunny #America
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No argument, both half times were better than the game! #nfl #Halftime #football
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I am so happy I have a family friendly halftime option for this sport where men give each other brain damage! #Holy #NFL #halftime
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Trump’s “Board of Peace” includes Putin. That’s like inviting Diddy to a counsel for Female Rights #trump #America #President
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Yep…I went there! Imitating the shock on their faces was fun! #comedy #follow #bekind #ICE #ReneeGood
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I heard Trump already wants to pardon Nick Reiner #trump #RobReiner #statement
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An injured Bo Bichette gets a homerun because hurt people hurt people! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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When we win, we’re efficient! #WorldSeries #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs
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If Dodgers lose, it’s probably because they didn’t spend enough #LosAngeles #WorldSeries #BlueJays
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Yeah, the Jays are lucky he isn’t on their team! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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I guarantee the scariest thing that the Dodgers is going to see on Halloween is the Blue Jays #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #WeWantItAll
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Sorry, has Ohtani been playing? Haven’t noticed #BlueJays #LosAngeles #WorldSeries
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Anyone watch the Jays/Dodgers game tonight and feel ripped off that you only got 9 innings? #BlueJays #ladodgers #WorldSeries
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A blind booker gave me her email and asked me to let her know my avails. I emailed her and she hasn't responded. Do you think she saw it? (This is all true, I swear!) #Booker #comedy #gigs
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Bill Burr defending Saudi Arabia is the new Dennis Rodman defending North Korea. #RiyadhComedyFestival #comedian #BillBurr
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If a comic bombs his set in Riyadh, do they get 72 virgins? #RiyadhComedyFestival
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Had to check with my mom on something #tylenol #RFKJr #trump
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Just listening to a religious radio station in Tampa and the host said that God would want women who have abortions to get the death penalty. If Kimmel is so bad, where is Brendan Carr from the FCC on this one? #kimmel #fcc #freespeech
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