Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.
Joined June 2012
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I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been.
I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.
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Community note
Emulation and piracy are two completely different things. Emulation is a software designed to mimic a console’s hardware, and is generally legal since you can use a physical game disc with said software to play the designated game.
mcneelylaw.com/understanding-…
retrocomputing.stackexchange.com/questions/1950…
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 retweeted
Saying you’re a fan of a game because you watched a play through is like saying you’re not a virgin because you watched porn
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"well-made" is shitting on? So is anything short of buying a 12 inch dildo and writing "343" on the side before firmly shoving it up your ass seen as hating? Grow the fuck up, guy was pretty nice all things considered.
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Jun 14
guess im no longer a fan of until dawn after it being my favorite game for years and watching tons of different gameplays just because I can’t afford it, okay
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 retweeted
the democratic and republican party have been banned/dissolved for some reason in this scenario leaving just the third parties around. which party would you be apart of?
VOTE LIKE AND RETWEET FOR HIGHER SAMPLE
30%
Libertarian Party
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Green Party
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Constitution Party
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Forward Party
43 votes • Final results
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Tell me I'm not the only one that thinks Greg Dolezal looks like 20% less hinged Pete Buttigieg
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They think we're like Qatar and needed to bring in the slaves to build stadiums
Jun 14
The funniest thing about this World Cup is that people are somehow shocked that country as rich as USA built some good stadiums for it and they pretend its some kind of a miracle.
Community note
These are existing NFL stadiums that were not built for the World Cup. They have undergone modifications to meet FIFA requirements for the 2026 tournament.
fifa.com/en/tournaments… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Europeans trying to understand cooking (you don't put sugar on them you retard)
Jun 14
The american mind truly cannot comprehend not eating sugar on everythknf.
Community note
Caramelizing onions does not require added sugar, as it involves slowly cooking the onions to break down their natural sugars. seriouseats.com/caramelized-on… shelovesbiscotti.com/how-to-caramel…
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 retweeted
"American food ain't shit"
*eats the worst examples of American food possible*
"Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"
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Europoors trying to fund toasting a sandwich with their energy prices
Jun 14
One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
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‘Code Lyoko’ is officially returning with a brand-new sequel series currently in production, set to serve as Season 5.
The project is currently in the writing stage, with the original creators and voice cast expected to return nearly 19 years after the show’s last season aired.
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There's a hilarious AI generated anti-Rick Jackson ad on YouTube but I've only seen it once and I can't find it anywhere online bruh, I just want to share it with Twitter mutuals.
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They think ARs come in one caliber
Jun 13
why buy a semi auto hunting rifle then shoot once per target, lowering your caliber for no fucking reason other then larping
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 retweeted
Jun 13
Idiots get scared whenever they see a magazine and rails on the rifle
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"I'm around 40, the men around 40 should want me not my younger sister who is also a grown ass woman"
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The USA has the biggest victory at the 2026 World Cup so far.
4-1 against Paraguay.
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As a gun owner and Army veteran, I know military-style weapons don't belong in our communities.
That's why I spent the last seven years fighting to pass Virginia's Assault Weapons Ban. This law will save lives and make our families and communities safer.
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97 minutes for two goals, boring ass worse version of hockey
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Am I the only one that sees it?
Btw this is what happens when a European (me) goes to Chicago thinking it‘s gonna rain I‘ll be fine without sunscreen
To all my fellow Europeans traveling to the US this summer: don‘t make the same mistake 😭🧴
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Jun 11
The USA flag was loudly booed at the World Cup opening ceremony. The whole world hates America.
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