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michelle π retweeted
3 Jan 2025
Apple TV is FREE for the weekend (4th & 5th Jan) and they have AMAZING TV. Here are some shows to binge.
1. BAD SISTERS is murdery and a favorite. You'll love it if you have sisters who stick up for one another. I hear S2 isn't as good but S1 is simply awesome. Funny glorious
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19 Dec 2024
PLEASE JONI MITCHELL
Saoirse Ronan reveals she wants to play a specific musician in a biopic:
βIβm not gonna say who it is because I donβt want someone else to steal itβ
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michelle π retweeted
23 Nov 2024
of course kimβs takeaway from the substance is that demi moore looks amazing
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michelle π retweeted
11 Nov 2024
the problem with the whole βlisten to your bodyβ thing is my body is always telling me itβs a great time to get cozy in bed.
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michelle π retweeted
19 Oct 2024
I run a Terri Schuester Updates account
15 Oct 2024
25-30 is such a weird age group. You have to excel in your career, find a life partner, stay healthy and save money.
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michelle π retweeted
12 Oct 2024
when someone is shocked that you havenβt seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff
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michelle π retweeted
5 Oct 2024
Having too much wine and replying βgorg!!!β to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesnβt get much better than this
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michelle π retweeted
22 Sep 2024
Inside you are 2 wolves
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michelle π retweeted
9 Sep 2024
this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji
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michelle π retweeted
1 Sep 2024
i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.
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michelle π retweeted
28 Aug 2024
hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.
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michelle π retweeted
30 Jul 2024
People say 5 likes on a tweet is a flop. Now imagine 5 people. 5 close friends. Standing beside you and laughing with you, giving you support. Nothing is a flop to me
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michelle π retweeted
16 Jul 2024
shall i compare thee to a brat summer's day ?
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michelle π retweeted
2 Jul 2024
Is there literally any other language where people question the phonetics of a language as much as Irish?
1 Jul 2024
Why is everyone okay with the way βSiobhanβ is pronounced?
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michelle π retweeted
14 Jun 2024
You guys canβt see my likes right now but Iβm liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldnβt understand. Iβm liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know
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michelle π retweeted
9 Jun 2024
i hope this email freaks you out
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michelle π retweeted
16 Mar 2024
u have heard of hot girl summer now get ready for hedonistic girl spring where we indulge all our desires and live for the express purpose of pursuing pleasure whenever possible in whatever way is most meaningful to us
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michelle π retweeted
23 Feb 2024
You ever think Phoebe had a whole other secret group of friends? Thereβs no way this fun-loving, free-spirited diva was hanging out drinking coffee with those squares full time. You know she was raising a ruckus in the clubs after the gang went to bed at 9 pm.
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