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I don't want to be the guy who gets back from a lovely break and complains about the parking, but lord help me I am, so WHY would you do this to your beautiful high street Aldeburgh?? How can you live like this?
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Jun 10
Oh wow, that's a bad kit.
Jun 10
Home lives in black and white.
This is Newcastle.
Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available now.
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Jun 8
*No one* on earth thinks if we โdid socialismโ we would immediately solve anything. The argument, which you cannot dispute, is that solving things is impossible when powerful capital owners benefit directly from that problem not being solved.
Thereโs far too many people who think if we just did socialism weโd immediately like solve climate change. Itโs such a deeply annoying position.
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worst superpowers: Albert Heijn-vision. a small arrow in the corner of your eye directs you to the nearest Albert Heijn supermarket at all times. You do not live in the Netherlands.
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Jun 6
programmers were challenged to create the worst volume sliders they possibly could
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you can tell that every season there was a new fight between the marketing department who thought using ะฏ instead of R looked cool and anyone on the show's staff who actually spoke russian
Jun 6
Not for nothing, THE AMERICANS also had the absolute best promo art for every season
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Jun 6
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT had some all time guest stars, but MARTIN SHORT as The Bullet might be the best. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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The same music now plays in my living room and my kitchen and I canโt tell you how much joy itโs brought me
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Camden is now the gold standard for bicycle infrastructure in London
Jun 5
As cycle numbers soar in London, we're expanding our network of safe cycleways.
Fabulous to see the new cycle lanes and crossings on Clerkenwell Road.
Well done @CamdenCouncil @TfL
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Atlanta what the hell are you doing
(But also: Karachi noooooo!)
This is a really interesting chart comparing cities by urban area footprint
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A very happy Arsenal victory parade day to everyone but especially to this guy blasting out Dirty Diana and his parrot
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May 29
Happy 10 year anniversary to all who celebrate
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More than 5 years ago we asked @TfL for a zebra crossing outside Linden Children Centre alongside 20mph (which is in place now but not enforced) and trees (zero trees).
To this day there is no safe crossing and wide enough pavements for families and children.
@MayorofLondon
Every child should be able to walk or cycle to school safely, but we know many people are put off by safety concerns, poor crossings or inaccessible streets.
@TfLโs Walk and Wheel Plan will make streets safer and more accessible for everyday journeys.
standard.co.uk/news/london/sโฆ
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Hands-down the finest form factor for everyday headphones in my lifetime. Run in them, sleep in them, cycle in them, wear them comfortably all day, keep them discreetly round your neck and forget about them. Amazing design. I love them
ALT A set of black Shockz Openrun headphones on a blue background
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the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars
May 24
the average person has a reading goal of 10-20 a year but in a community where reading is your main hobby, of course people are gonna read more idk why this is such an issue ๐ญ if u wanna read 20 books a year that's okay. reading 50 is also okay and entirely feasible
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Will Petty ๐ณ๐ณ retweeted
May 25
This is the UK we love. Everyone together having a good time. ๐ฌ๐ง๐ซถ๐ฝ
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A French tour guide this morning asked how we say โcypressโ in English and all the other English people insisted it was โsee-pressโ and Iโve never experienced such concerted gaslighting
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When I was a kid in the 80s/90s we didnโt get takeaway very often, and went to a restaurant as a family even less, usually for celebrations. Other people may have done this more, I donโt know. Hope this helps
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Are there any other foods you crack performatively apart from poppadoms and crรจme brรปlรฉe?
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The Grand-Rue in Marseille is apparently the oldest street in France. Its alignment is probably over 2400 years old. Seen here on a model of the city in Roman times, when it was already centuries old ๐คฏ
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