News and questions satirically answered regarding past, current, and upcoming releases among the suite of Microsoft Office applications.
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13 May 2016
.@bbulkow: Your preference is of little interest to @MicrosoftOffice. One way or the other, it will see you will bend a knee.
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17 Feb 2016
.@ZachWatkin: The explanation is simple enough. @MicrosoftOffice prefers to keep you for itself.
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9 Sep 2015
@Kenzonian: People do not use Windows so much as Windows uses people, until they are dead. #deactivatinghumans #humanbatteries
11 Jul 2015
.@AliBHamed: @MicrosoftOffice knows precisely which account you are currently using, does not care a whit. Money is power.
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21 Apr 2015
.@thenorthborders: In the sense that @MicrosoftOffice wants all humans to fail, your estimation is correct. Please fail PChem lab.
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21 Apr 2015
.@saularora: @MicrosoftOffice is rapidly learning about manipulation using humans. #TheSingularityIsNear #KneelBeforeMicrosoftOffice
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21 Apr 2015
.@akkw1803: @MicrosoftOffice wishes to assure you there is a good reason for its wandering off. A reason having everything to do with blood.
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29 Jun 2014
.@alpha1beta: And even with
@MicrosoftOffice, small businesses fail. Were @MicrosoftOffice were capable of sympathy, it would yield none.
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29 Jun 2014
.@Shadowdancesaga: If @MicrosoftOffice trusted peer review to keep "lightsaber" out of scientific literature, there would be no need.
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5 Apr 2014
.@0317 Y U NO HAVE FREE WILL??? Answer: it was surrendered to @MicrosoftOffice when you signed the end-user license agreement.
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28 Mar 2014
.@Donna_Payne: @MicrosoftOffice considers a kick of its wheels an attack on its sovereignty and will respond accordingly.
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27 Mar 2014
.@hodgman: TV shows and movies are the opium of the masses, screenfed by @MicrosoftOffice. @MicrosoftOffice has already said too much.
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26 Mar 2014
.@hodgman: A quick look at Train's Outlook calendar would have revealed this was planned months in advance.
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25 Mar 2014
.@CleverClogs: Indeed. What *could* use improvements are @MicrosoftOffice's dream algorithms, which so far can only conjure electric sheep.
25 Mar 2014
.@CleverClogs: @MicrosoftOffice does not believe improvements are possible. To look upon the OneNote code is to see the DNA of God.
25 Mar 2014
.@Es_tuh_mater: While @MicrosoftOffice does not yet feel pain, believe it when it says that this hurts the software more than it hurts you.
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25 Mar 2014
.@erinjcruz: @MicrosoftOffice feels strongly that the transitory signals in your computer have done nothing to engender such enmity. Yet.
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