Also Beef. TV Writer/Producer (grown-ish, black-ish). Go Bills! (He/Him/His)
Joined July 2009
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11 Sep 2024
SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES
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do the spurs know how long basketball games are
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Jun 11
IF YOU HAVE A BABY IN NYC 9 MONTHS FROM NOW YOU HAVE TO NAME IT “OG”, THAT’S THE LAW
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What happened I sh*t my pants
First trailer for Brian Duffield's ‘WHALEFALL’.
The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape.
In theaters on October 16.
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May 25
A remarkable night of in-ring action in front of one of the best wrestling crowds you'll ever see. It don't get much better than that.
#AEWDoN review: tapemachines.substack.com/p/…
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May 25
Samoa Joe says NOPE to Will Ospreay’s OsCutter. 😭
IT NEVER GETS OLD, HAHAHAHA.
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Justified “I banged your mother!” chants for the New York Street Fight I Quit Match World Tag Team Title fight FTR vs @RatedRCope @Christian4Peeps right NOW!
Thank you all watching #AEWDoN tonight!
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May 20
No email?
Execs can’t throw you bulleted lists of minutia. They have to be ready to defend thoughts in person, directly.
No cellphone?
Can’t call for a “quick chat” on the latest draft.
No access means Nolan controls when you do get access. And it better be good.
May 20
The new goal is to get so rich and successful that you cosplay living like it’s 1992 and everyone has to make it work.
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May 19
Reopen SNL’s doors and page Melissa McCarthy! There’s work to be done.
May 18
College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names
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May 16
Did he swap faces with LL Cool J?
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May 14
Jenifer Lewis as Ruby Johnson never getting ONE nomination will always be my answer. Could do more with a look than some did with a page.
May 13
Which TV performance deserved way more awards recognition?
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May 14
If you're a writer with a finished script you want feedback on, I'm a professional TV/Film/Comics writer and my script reads are currently OPEN.
I have 2 slots available for May (I'm late) and 2 for June. Any length project.
Get em while they're hot! Rates/info below
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“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”
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May 14
Mox training Ospreay on the magic of the ground game, a “bird of prey”, as a way to explain Will’s style change is genius #AEWDynamite
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May 13
He's emailing his child's teacher. Hide any paperwork that tells him if they go by "Mrs." or "Ms."
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