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Bit the bullet and joined last week. Not leaving Twitter or anything. Just simply found another place to chill. Also, the CEO's name means 'blue sky' in Mandarin Chinese apparently. šŸ¦‹
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This the kinda shit you hear in GTA 5 on the conspiracy channel
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Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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A real condemnation would actually be an apology instead of hiding behind free speech, as if that has anything to do with wanting your own league represented a certain way.
UFC Boss Dana White Condemns Fighter Josh Hokit for Saying 'Michelle Obama Is a Man': 'I Hate That Kind of Nonsense' variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
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You know Josh Hokit fucked up when even that boil Dave Portnoy has the common sense to say calling Michelle Obama "a man" was stupid. #UFCWhiteHouse
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I really hope Druski spoofs this whole shit ASAP #UFCWhiteHouse
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This Wemby shit has gone too far. This is so much projection onto him because of one series and that third paragraph is just fantasy writing. He went to the NBA finals in his first playoff series, beating the defending champs, and he’s not mentally tough?
I wrote about how the Knicks have the platform and the soul to lead us out of the darkness of Trumpian cynicism, and how the Age of the Asshole just might be finally ending. Good guys are winning again. It's been a while.
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I need you - so very badly - to read her replies to the replies in this thread because they are magnificent and breathtaking. Delightfully wholesome way for a dumb person to accidentally make themselves the Main Character On Twitter. Felled by caramelized onions. A miracle.
Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.
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"We'll see about that!" 🤣 @jalenbrunson1 responds to @stephenasmith's apology for doubting him šŸæ
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The resemblance is uncanny šŸ˜‚
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Somebody take Mikal’s phone
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"Saturday night is the greatest moment I have ever experienced as a sports broadcaster, EVER!" šŸ—£ļø @stephenasmith reacts to the Knicks Finals' victory šŸ† šŸ”„
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"Shaking hands is what you do when you're in the little leagues." @RealJayWilliams doesn't see a problem with Wemby not shaking the Knicks' hands after the Finals 🚫 šŸ¤
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I tried not passing on my Knicks obsession to my 7 year old son. I failed. Sports is a lot more than a game. It brings people together. He reacted the way I wanted too. But I held it together for him. This is why I stayed home to watch every minute with him.
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Knicks on no sleep hit morning shows: Strahan "You had things building up inside you (pause) let it go (pause) OG on tip in: "I couldn't dunk it so I just tried to…touch it (pause) Josh "I like to eat good (pause) wow Mikal "I just want to bring my dog on the float –– Savannah "Have any of you slept? KAT "No Mikal "OG hasn't OG "Why me. Why me. Why me Crowd "OG OG OG OG OG" Savannah "You're so nonchalant" OG "They say that Josh (eats sandwich) (pause) Jenna "This isn't your 1st championship together (Josh tries to talk) Jalen "No no no no…Me & Mikal have 1 more than Josh Jenna "Who's gonna be MVP of the parade? Jalen "Jose. Jeremy. Tyler. Maybe Mitch"
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Freedom 250 was an uneasy victory for the UFC
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I get that lots of people loved this. I hate it. The oval isn’t a prop for sporting event. It’s the most consequential office on the planet. I know, I’m old and whatever. But this is beneath the dignity of the office.
JUSTIN GAETHJE WALKS OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE #UFCFreedom250
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Always found it odd that people latched onto that Becky Hammon quote
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The Wemby smear campaign since the finals has been truly pathetic to watch.
He'll never be an actual face of the NBA because he's deeply unlikeable. Kobe, LeBron, Jordan, and others could be tough personalities, bitter at times, but Wemby has, absolutely, the worst sportsmanship of any major player I've seen. Dirty and nasty player.
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there's an ongoing genocide of trans people in this country that's been severely ramped up by all of the trump administration's VIOLENTLY transphobic rhetoric. they conglomerate and celebrate ideas like this. ideas that get trans people (specifically black trans women) murdered.
ā€œMichelle Obama is a manā€ shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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