content creator & law student
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Feeling lost? No purpose?
It’s never too late. 4 years ago I was playing video games for 8 hours a day. Today, I am charged with protecting my city.
Take the chance, you won’t regret it.
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15 Sep 2025
As someone who worked at an Apple Store in the mall, this might be the most accurate sports take I’ve heard in quite a while.
15 Sep 2025
"Patrick Mahomes to the Chiefs offense is like the Apple Store at the local mall. It's the only thing keeping the lights on."
@colincowherd says the regression is real in Kansas City
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12 May 2025
rewarding one of the worst management decisions in sports history with the #1 pick is just a joke. nba really has no shame
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mike retweeted
12 May 2025
So the Pelicans trade AD to the Lakers and then get the No. 1 pick.
Now, the Mavericks trade Luka to the Lakers... and then get the No. 1 pick.
🧐🧐🤔🤔
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4 Apr 2025
god damn I’m so proud of myself.
most people get fat when they go to law school. I pulled the reverse uno on that shit.
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27 Mar 2025
you make a living talking about people more talented than yourself, sit with that for a second and pipe down buddy @stephenasmith
you’re almost 60 years old talking bout “I woulda swung” fuckin headassssssss
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shitting on Bron for not being at D-Wade’s HOF ceremony… the SAME WEEK LeBron & Bronny made hospital visits due to his cardiac situation.. shitting on LeBron for not being at Kobe’s funeral.. when there’s reports/evidence that he WAS there. & THIS is the nigga that doesn’t lie🤨
27 Mar 2025
Stephen A. Smith goes off on LeBron James and exposes him for not attending Kobe Bryant’s memorial 😳
(🎥 @FirstTake )
Community note
This is incorrect. LeBron was in attendance according to The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times and Entertainment Tonight...They all list James as among the attendees at the memorial. LeBron James requested to not be filmed at the memorial.
popculture.com/sports/news/ko…
fadeawayworld.net/lebron-james-w…
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19 Mar 2025
Kendrick is cool and makes good songs… but…
His adlibs on MOJO JOJO piss me off so god damn much. Not saying he ruins the song but it’s close…
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2 Feb 2025
My favorite NFL player retired and my favorite NBA player just got traded. These are dark times my friends…..
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2 Feb 2025
I know I’m going to get flamed for this, but I don’t even like this trade for the Lakers… this is my gut reaction. Losing our defensive identity is very bad. Position wise, it feels like this doesn’t fit? This also feels like the first step to get LeBron out the door… 😢
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23 Jan 2025
The GREATEST comeback in the history of Madden youtube... NMS Ep. 41 youtu.be/3WClzBwfzZw?si=Ed-u… via @YouTube
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20 Jan 2025
Lamar is a playoff choker. I could never see him having success in the post season. Might as well move onto bigger & better things. The Rams have a first round pick this year. How about we send you that pick AND cash considerations for Lamar? Deal? It just makes too much sense.
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