"LEGENDARY" / "Ass kicker par excellence" / "Lifesaver" ⌁ Copper Note: agency of agencies ⌁ WordPress ⌁ Dad of twins 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰 ⌁ @WRIR ⌁ ☕️👨🏻‍🦰🤘

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Closing the doors on Copper Note. No idea what's next, but looking for a full-time gig. Maybe Product Management? I'm not sure. Where are WordPress agency founders needed?
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On bluesky as @wombats.lol - continuing to shitpost twin chaos content.
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I needed to say this publicly, "Sleep Token is Ghost Lil Nas X" Country Trap Pseudo-metal That is all.
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Ok ok ok lastnamegarrett@mastodon.social 🤷🏼‍♂️
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I just don’t think my twin toddler shitposting would be welcome on mastodon. That’s all I’m saying. Where would you go for quality toddler shitposting?
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What letter does “Mama” start with? “She starts with lots of coffee!”
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♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Lamb of God (20), Lewis Del Mar (5), James Taylor (2), Jamestown Revival (2) & Blitzen Trapper (1) #nowplaying via @tweeklyfm
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I’m really sorry. I’m trying to learn the translations of all the offensive-sounding things my kids mispronounce, but there’s a lot and it’s hard to keep up.
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♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Virgin Mother (23), Lamb of God (18), A Wake in Providence (16), Brutus (13) & Invictus (12) #nowplaying via @tweeklyfm
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🙃 I just told copilot that I loved it. I need to log off now.
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NICK IS LOOKING FOR A JOB! HIRE HIM NOW.
13 Jan 2023
Hi folks, I’m still looking for a Sr Design Manager, Director, or possibly VP of Design role. I’m specifically looking for only remote or Seattle-based roles. I’m interested in management-only roles, not hybrid IC/manager roles. Please share. Comment/DM if you know of a role. #ux
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"Drill Sargent Ernest P. Wigglehumps" is my new persona for this weekend. The girls love it. We're going to the parade field to drill on some silly walks tomorrow, if I remember.
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♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: James Taylor (25), Firtan (19), Catalyst (10), Elizabeth Mitchell (9) & Daeva (8) #nowplaying via @tweeklyfm
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♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Unleash the Archers (17), Lamb of God (14), Amon Amarth (9), Brain Famine (8) & Gaupa (8) #nowplaying via @tweeklyfm
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♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Lamb of God (20), Languish (14), Goatwhore (12), Armed for Apocalypse (11) & Parius (11) #nowplaying via @tweeklyfm
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SBJ
22 Mar 2023
Today, we are announcing GitHub Copilot X: the AI-powered software development experience. We are not only adopting GPT-4, but introducing chat and voice for Copilot, Copilot in pull requests & much more. Read the details & watch the demos 👇 github.blog/2023-03-22-githu…
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You're telling me "SMEG" is a luxury brand? Let's do the naming test. If you picture a SMEG in your head, what do you see? Because.... I see this...

ALT Queen Of The Monsters Mosura GIF

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I was not ready for Ruby to say to me, “Dada, you’re a boy. Boys have 2 balls.” First, I’m hoping this is completely innocent and unrelated to anatomy. Second, I’m still reeling. It’s been a week since this happened. Third, what the hell?
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